Hold a conversation, without saying "Like" 142 times an hour.

Pause, think, dwell, muster your thoughts up to a wondrous paragraph of speech. Dont just let it come splurging out of your mouth like diarrhea

Also, it would be well advised to know what you want.

You like to eat Sushi, and Italian.
Your favorite color is purple.
You like to be on top.
You enjoy comedies.

So that when a guy is tossing out ideas for a dates and what not your answer is not... "OHHH I DONT KNOW, WHAT EVER YOU WANT." Cause likely we will get there and you will not want it.

Nah, Just go wherever you want, I'm sure I'll like the place you pick ;)

GOD DAMNIT!

*faints*

Every woman should know some self defense, and learn the facts about Sexual Assault, If not for yourself, for someone else. (men too!)

Also, women should practice and support safe sex (whether it's abstinence, condoms ect ect) and know their options.

i sound like pamphlet.
maybe i should make one.

Amen sister!

Welcome to Plime, btw. I noticed a few of your posts and looks like you will fit right in!!

The best thing a woman can do for her sex life is to 1) figure out what works for her; and 2) know how to tell her partner what she needs and wants. Laying back and just letting "whatever" happen isn't going to do it (most of the time). If there's something you need, don't be afraid to just say it.

In other areas of life, every woman should:

Know how to light the pilot light for a water heater.

Know the location of and how to turn off the main gas supply to the house (more important if you live in earthquake country).

Know that annual gyn exams and paps are important and must not be missed, particularly if you've ever had abnormal results. I'm living proof that cancer can develop quickly (even with regular check ups), the sooner anything is caught, the better off you will likely be.

Know how to put gas in the car all by herself.

Know how to connect various audio/video/home entertainment components. It's not that hard.

My phone number.

All women should also know that there are times when silence is not only necessary but preferred. Some are aware, I know, but many others have no clue. Just shut up for a bit, we don't always have to f**king talk.

(and I have to tie a tie every day for work, I can tie so many different knots that I've started inventing my own)

OMG, I thought you were Mobase for a minute! But he would have also added, "Tell me where, when, what and who, I don't need all the elaborated details in between".

Lucky for him I'm not a big talker.

And I can do just about anything myself, and take care of myself financially- which every woman should try to be capable of doing.

I went on a first date with a girl once and it went something like this:

Me, "Do you want to go get some food? Pizza maybe?"

Her, "No I'm not hungry."

Me, "Lets go bowling then."

Her, "No, I don't like to bowl."

Me, "Ok then. What would you like to do?"

Her, "I don't know"

Me, after an internal sigh, "So lets get some ice-cream? Maybe see a movie?"

Her, "Nah maybe something else."

Me, "You know what, I have some homework I need to do. I think I'll just go now."

Maybe she wanted to stare a black wall...

How to fix a running toilet.

I told her that was probably the easiest way to get rid of you. Glad to hear she took my advice and that it worked.

Uh-huh. That's what they all say. I'll believe it when I don't hear it.

At the risk of sounding crass...

Every woman should know how to give good head...

Finally. /bows

I was going to say it, but I held myself back. Glad you covered it, though.

Along those lines, if any of you ladies are looking for someone to practice on, I'd be glad to help. Just call me up.

The reverse applies to men.

Srsly.

Oh, you can believe it, Mister.
She can do silence.

On those days? ("Days", plural, mind you..)When she walks past the thermostat the heat kicks on.

"What? haha. Oh, nothing, dear- Just posting on Plime.."

*slinks off*

I agree wholeheartedly. If she's willing to do that for you, you should do the same for her.