I found this on craigslist and saved a screenshot as I wanted to email it to some of my friends and I knew it was gonna get deleted and wanted to share with you all but it's not really newsworthy.

It's pretty WTF!

Linked here

BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I so want to hang out with that dude and play Godzilla!! and free imitation crabmeat, who would pass up this "good Time"? I'm going....whos with me!

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Aaaawww, too bad I'm not a guy....




this just gave me the worst case of penis envy ever.

Yeh, good point.

Yeh, I just messaged him! Who could pass up an offer like this.

Favourite quote:

That could be the funniest thing I've seen in months.

So he was looking for someone to hang out with and play godzilla?
wtf

Godzilla... with inappropriate touching.

What I wanna is this:

WHY were you searching for this? Are you into being nekkid with a conductors hat, or is it a "furry" thing- only with a godzilla suit?

Would that make you a "scalie" instead of a "furry"?

Inquiring minds want to know.

You guys might have missed it, but he wants someone to come jo (Jerk off) in his train room.

Oh, no.. We got that alright. *shudder*

I'm really hoping most of the responders did in fact overlook that!

Creepy...Hez doin it right

JO in a godzilla suit while trampling a small train village with a mouth full of imitation crab??????.........sounds like a fairly average Saturday night to me..

...Oh look its Saturday night!

It is a good thing you messaged him and not massaged him. That would be inappropriate.

Ah geees, I just ate!

hope it wasnt imitation crab night!

...and I just set a date! I'll let you guys know how it goes!

(Kidding, btw. Just in case you weren't sure.)

I'm gay. Problem with that?

Just as a little btw, imitation crab meat?

How so? What's that? Are real crabs scarce in some parts of the world*?

Or is it the meat from an imitation crab?




*Well yeah, I realise that in, say, Nebraska, there aren't that many native crabs.

Interesting info on imitation crab meat Here

I think its the same as those "crab/seafood sticks" you find in supermarkets here in the uk. Personally I live near a fishing town so we always have a ready supply of fresh crab. OM NOM NOM NOM