I want answers, people! What do you have in your pockets?

Well???

We will answer your question...





















A mouse.

The clothes I'm wearing right now don't have pockets.

String - or nothing!

Cellphone
Wallet
Knife
Cigarettes
Zippo
Keys
Screwdriver
Loose change
Cookie crumbs
Pic of donteatpoops Mom

One wallet

One radiation badge

One knife folding blade

$12.17- one ten dollar bill two ones a dime a nickle and two pennies

A few pieces of dryer lint

My right hand

Keys
3 blue gel pens
1 bottle opener (just in case I should happen upon a beer)
1 badge (for work)
$1.09 in change
1 wallet

1 wallet
1 cellphone
2 artists pens 1 fine point 1 medium point
1 pocket moleskin sketchbook

Although I don't have mine with me at the moment, that's a rather unusual thing for someone to have.

Do you work with uranium?


I do.

I'm not wearing any pants right now, so that's not so much a pocket as a pouch.

Oh yes, my pockets.

Well, I came home from work, put on supper and took off my clothes so I'm just sitting here in my undies eating Jambalaya and drinking beer. It's 22C here today, and I'm stifling.

No pockets.

Now now, that's not true at all.

MINI keys, iPhone, Wallet.

O.K., all jokes aside. I will play along:

1 wallet (leather) right rear

1 guillotine cigar cutter (orange) right front

1 wind-resistant torch lighter (butane) right front

1 pack of wooden stick matches (22 count) right front

3 keys (1 Mazda, 1 Nissan, 1 house key) left front

1 pocket note pad (160 pages) left rear

nuclear density gauge

Neat.

I'm a uranium exploration geologist. I don't like the goofy looks I get at airports when I have to beg them not to x-ray scan my rad badge. Otherwise, it's a fun job.

1 Red bic lighter.

I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling

All I have is one Coke cap.

It's either a banana or I'm happy to see you, baby.

PFFFT...

I am surprised that it took THIS long for somebody to say this, eh!