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Posted: 2 months ago by donteatpoop:
I want answers, people! What do you have in your pockets?
Well???
Score: [-] 229 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by punthe:
We will answer your question...
A mouse.
Score: [-] 140 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by AutumnLotus:
The clothes I'm wearing right now don't have pockets.
Score: [-] 167 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by Moe:
String - or nothing!
Score: [-] 188 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by sputum:
Cellphone
Wallet
Knife
Cigarettes
Zippo
Keys
Screwdriver
Loose change
Cookie crumbs
Pic of donteatpoops Mom
Score: [-] 272 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by mutil8or:
One wallet
One radiation badge
One knife folding blade
$12.17- one ten dollar bill two ones a dime a nickle and two pennies
A few pieces of dryer lint
My right hand
Score: [-] 263 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by donteatpoop:
Keys
3 blue gel pens
1 bottle opener (just in case I should happen upon a beer)
1 badge (for work)
$1.09 in change
1 wallet
Score: [-] 184 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by CheZ:
1 wallet
1 cellphone
2 artists pens 1 fine point 1 medium point
1 pocket moleskin sketchbook
Score: [-] 193 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by chinook:
« mutil8or :One radiation badge Although I don't have mine with me at the moment, that's a rather unusual thing for someone to have.
Do you work with uranium?
I do.
Score: [-] 76 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by pocksucket:
I'm not wearing any pants right now, so that's not so much a pocket as a pouch.
Score: [-] 309 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by chinook:
Oh yes, my pockets.
Well, I came home from work, put on supper and took off my clothes so I'm just sitting here in my undies eating Jambalaya and drinking beer. It's 22C here today, and I'm stifling.
No pockets.
Score: [-] 275 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by donteatpoop:
« chinook:Well, I came home from work, put on supper and took off my clothes so I'm just sitting here in my undies.
No pockets. Now now, that's not true at all.
Score: [-] 108 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by coldbladed:
MINI keys, iPhone, Wallet.
Score: [-] 160 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by punthe:
O.K., all jokes aside. I will play along:
1 wallet (leather) right rear
1 guillotine cigar cutter (orange) right front
1 wind-resistant torch lighter (butane) right front
1 pack of wooden stick matches (22 count) right front
3 keys (1 Mazda, 1 Nissan, 1 house key) left front
1 pocket note pad (160 pages) left rear
Score: [-] 234 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by mutil8or:
« chinook : Although I don't have mine with me at the moment, that's a rather unusual thing for someone to have.
Do you work with uranium?
I do. nuclear density gauge
Score: [-] 74 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by chinook:
« mutil8or : nuclear density gauge Neat.
I'm a uranium exploration geologist. I don't like the goofy looks I get at airports when I have to beg them not to x-ray scan my rad badge. Otherwise, it's a fun job.
Score: [-] 74 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by maven:
1 Red bic lighter.
Score: [-] 176 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by 2manyusernames:
I got a little change in my pocket going jingle lingle ling
Score: [-] 253 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by Rowangrey:
All I have is one Coke cap.
Score: [-] 202 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by coldbladed:
It's either a banana or I'm happy to see you, baby.
Score: [-] 204 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by punthe:
« coldbladed : It's either a banana or I'm happy to see you, baby. PFFFT...
I am surprised that it took THIS long for somebody to say this, eh!
Score: [-] 198 [+].
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