What's in your pockets?
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 suckersk...
2 months ago
  • keys (about 12)
  • phone (Sony Ericsson V630i)
  • cigarettes (Lucky Strike)
  • lighter
  • 2 wooden clothespins
  • wallet

    Wallet details:



    EUR 134,89 (thanks to Grandma)
    2 debit cards
    2 credit cards
    1 EU driver's license class B
    4 obscure business cards
    1 bonus card for a free coffee at that vegan place I never visit
    1 federal ID card
    1 public transportation pass
    2 student IDs (one expired)
    1 university library ID
    1 laboratory door key ID
    1 campus cinema membership card
    1 photo studio access pass
    1 copy card (used once in 4 years)
    1 health insurance card
    1 US Dollar coin
    2 Polish Zlotys
    1 Russian Ruble
    1 Penny
    2 Pfennig (former DM)
    0 gym membership cards
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     badbud
    2 months ago
    2 wooden clothespins?
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     suckersk...
    2 months ago
    « badbud : 2 wooden clothespins?
    2 wooden clothespins.
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     badbud
    2 months ago
    for nipple clamps? for why?
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     suckersk...
    2 months ago
    « badbud : for nipple clamps? for why?
    Two. Wooden. Clothespins.

    The rest is in your head.
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     doggyliv...
    2 months ago
    « suckersklub :



    You're the only person who would bother to photograph the contents of their pockets *rolls eyes*

    Where's Apex's front door key in that list?
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     sykeo56
    2 months ago
    « doggylives:You're the only person who would bother to photograph the contents of their pockets *rolls eyes*

    Where's Apex's front door key in that list?
    lol, I was gonna when I got home.
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     suckersk...
    2 months ago
    « doggylives : Where's Apex's front door key in that list?
    I only have his back door key:

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     sykeo56
    2 months ago
    « suckersklub : I only have his back door key:

    Best post ever! I salute you!
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     doggyliv...
    2 months ago
    « suckersklub : I only have his back door key:
    *Vomits profusely*

    I'm ok! Just give me a minute.
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     craziese...
    2 months ago
    I dont really have pockets. I cut holes in them to......uh.....ventilate....um ok, cause i'm a huge pervert ok!!! Gosh you'll never let me live it down will you!
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     Jerry520
    2 months ago
    « Jerry520 : My right pocket:

    1 blue pen
    1 blue swiss army knife
    1 wallet, plus the contents of said wallet


    My left pocket:

    1 cellular phone
    1 set of keys
    1 hacky sack
    Update:

    Right pocket:
    1 d20 (20-sided die)


    Left pocket:

    1 card holder, with an unspecified number of business cards.
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     davethef...
    2 months ago
    Today, my trousers are more impressive!

    I have a few pigtails, and lots of spare fibre-optic cable, and some splice protectors..

    Technical...
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     Maven
    2 months ago
    « davethefish : Today, my trousers are more impressive!

    Upvote for a comment that will keep me giggling for the rest of the day.

    Doubly so when I have to explain it to others.
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     Magellan
    2 months ago
    chapstick. (yes I am an addict and I can prove it. I have learned that if you keep it in your front pocket it comes out of the tube easier.)
    cell phone.
    a tissue.
    oh..and an orange button I received for touring a theatre for architecture class.
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     davethef...
    2 months ago

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    (p.s. I can find one with butters dancing, or one with good sound. I went for the good sound one. How can there not be a mix of the two!)
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     kERObERO...
    2 months ago
    Usually I carry a churchkey:

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     bunnysut...
    2 months ago
    Are there a lot of cargo pants here? You all have some bulging pockets!

    No pockets, but I do have my visa in my bra from when I went to lunch earlier.
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