or, the Plimate Issues Forum. If anyone has ever had to do stupid Student Issues Forum (SIF) at school or some sort of strange "Issues" Group, this is what I am trying to get at. While in real life, SIF is stupid to the point of self flagellation, I thought that it would be cool (?) here on Plime. Because SIF is very random, rarely gets problems resolved, lets you talk about them, and lets you use strange and often bad metaphors and similies.

I thought it might be fun because of some of the creative minds here on Plime. And because I am a forum addict.

Here are some of the questions that SIF uses...

1) Use types of weather to tell us how you feel right now!

2) What type of animal best represents you and why!

3) If you could rule the world what would you do!

and other weird questions like that...

So if you want to answer questions or pose questions
or something of that sort...

Oh and another part of PIF is thanking people for things that they have done, or congratulating them, or bringing up a problem...

I just thought that this was a random enough topic for a hearty (??) Plime forum...Have a good time with PIF....

EDIT: suebe explained how confusing this whole thing is...so if you would like you can just do

1) Compliments
2) "Venting"
3) Bad Metaphors

unless you want to do the whole shabang.

Is it okay if I use metaphores and similies? I don't really like smilies.

I'm confused...I can't relate to SIF...and as for PIF...I think we need separate threads for that.

Anyway...that's my HO.

No one can really relate to SIF or PIF. And once reading my starter comment, I'm really understanding how complicated this is. I think I'm going to change this...

Who? Which one?

Where?

Bastid.

Haha, I was 16 seconds faster than you.

I am so getting down-voted for starting this thread...

Well, I have a tooth that is all but gone, so just the root is exposed. When the meds wear off, I feel like a rolling thundercloud. When I take the Vicodin, I feel like a warm spring day, with butterflies and flowers swaying in the breeze. Right now, the clouds are rolling in, till midnight :)

If I could rule the world, my first decree would be that we have a responsibility to put aside our differences and get along. If an alien race ever landed here on Earth, how laughable would they find it that we spend so much time, money and effort trying to kill each other?

Nah, you won't get downvoted for starting this thread.

Ridiculed maybe, but not downvoted.

Now, Suebe, just because you're a level 30, doesn't mean you can just go around calling people your "ho." Most women don't really appreciate that term.

My mom mentioned something about you being quick :p

How about bad similies?

That's as flat as a sheet that's been ironed twice and starched.

1) Use types of weather to tell us how you feel right now!-Hot!

2) What type of animal best represents you and why!-Anteater(the ladies know what I mean)

3) If you could rule the world what would you do!-I'd have my own girlscout troop.

Awww...Cuddly!

Hmmmm...*scurries off to look for merit badges*

First off then I'd like to compliment DEP on consistantly making me look good. I'd like to compliment Mobase on his impeccable dress sense. Hoosker for being a d**k. I'd like to compliment Maven in advance on her home-baking. Punthe you're a great advert for Sony/Canada and pretty funny which makes me think maybe you have a ghost writer. TM I'd like to compliment you on a "couple of things" but I'll do that in pm ;) Jerry you are a great ambassador for plime apart from the whole "Oh my god you are so gorgeous" pm's thing :D

I'll add more to the list later.

Secondly, venting, here goes,

I f**kING HATE IT WHEN MY f**kING YELLOW ENVELOPE DOES'T FLASH SO I MISS PM'S!!!!!!!!

Also I get a bit annoyed when my postman has the inability to push letters the whole way in through the letterbox and instead leaves half of the letter sticking outside so that when it's raining I get half-soggy letters.

The phone ringing just as I sit down to make poop is pretty irritating too... ok, enough venting.

HHhhmmmm, No.3. Plime is like a monkey, most of the time it's funny and cheeky and makes ya want to hug the little b*****d, but sometimes when it sneaks up behind you and tugs on both your ears you just wanna slap the spit out it's mouth.

Life is like a box of chocolates, never leave it on the heater.

The whole worlds a stage..... unfortunately a lot of people don't know how to act.

*secretly pleased with the last metaphor*

Me too. Why did you quit pm'img me??

Amen to that. We have a slot that goes into our closet in the foyer in the wall. We have a canopy over our front door, but things still get damp. He tries to shove everything in. I get my prescriptions thru the mail and he tries to shove the 4 bottles of them in a bag thru there, too. They are always hanging out. I may buy a regular mailbox, I am sick of ripping my mail.

Whenever I go anywhere, I am either in the bathroom or got the bullies all settled on my lap and my phone is far away from me.

How bout metafwhores and slimeys?

1) Use types of weather to tell us how you feel right now!

Dusk (before the misquitoes really get biting) the world is lit by the ethereal afterglow of the Sun's orgasm.

2) What type of animal best represents you and why!

Cat...draw from it what you may I am a master of feigned ambivalence.

3) If you could rule the world what would you do!

Decree that in the opposite opinion and doctrine of $cientology psychiatrists should just prescribe whatever kind of psych med a patient asks for, and stop wasting time coming up with new ways of selling group therapy to college students.

Bad Metaphors are like Orange flavored Motor oil.