I don't know. I never go into the chatroom.
/drops in for a moment.

Edit: no one was talking at all. Just pleading from badbud

Maven mentioned something about the forum last night in passing, and I've seen forum discussions before. It's a good way to connect and meet plimates. C'mon, peeps!

What's with iwantrestlesschichen?

I know it's Chicken's stalker, but surely there's more to the story than that.

Unfortunately, no.

He's a kid (/possible lying adult) named John who claims to be living in Tennessee who has suddenly and without cause "fallen" for RC. She made the mistake of feeding the mouse a cookie.

Haha, that's great :p

there's also the part that i live in indiana, and his family vacations at a ski resort in indiana. he's obsessed with the idea he would meet me when he goes with his family in january.

Buy pepper spray please.

srsly

RC, I found a fun new way to screw with him, since I didn't get the chance to initiate Operation GID(Gender identification deception).
If he asks you about your interests, ask him how he feels about Marxism, and try to convert him to communism. XD

T'was fun doing that.

eh, i never ski, and the ski resort i think he ment is nearly a two-hour drive from me. that much of a time commitment isn't worth a meeting with a stranger from the internet.

But what if it's wuv?

What if it's twoo wuv?

ARE YOU WIWWING TO WISK A WIFETIME OF WEGWETS WEJECTING TWOO WUV?

What you are missing in the chat room...
(I edited out some of the non-chicken comments)

iwantrestlesschichen r u mad at me
restlessCHICKEN what?
Chez no one is mad at you. we all think you're an annoying little dumbf**k though.
iwantrestlesschichen r u mad at me
restlessCHICKEN what?
iwantrestlesschichen r u ignoreing me
restlessCHICKEN what?
iwantrestlesschichen no seriously
restlessCHICKEN god didn't put me on this green earth to entertain you whenever you please, john
doodlechild oh rly
restlessCHICKEN stop demanding that i stay here, come here to talk to you. that insults me
iwantrestlesschichen i know no body is here 4 that
iwantrestlesschichen SORRY
restlessCHICKEN do your friends like it when you demand them to be with you?
iwantrestlesschichen no
cheeselog1234 (the is very soap opera-esque)
Edit by imnotyoo: I thought the same thing!
restlessCHICKEN then why do you demand things from me?
cheeselog1234 *sits back*
Antt Well how do you think it makes people who already dont like you feel?
doodlechild you havent even spelt chicken right, thats baaad is that
Chez ignore him chicken.
restlessCHICKEN (practice for drama club)
doodlechild hehe chichen
iwantrestlesschichen i did not know u wood take it so harsh. SORRY!
Antt HA. I hadn't noticed that
doodlechild ^_^
restlessCHICKEN uh huh
cheeselog1234 (maybe he's from chechnya?)
Chez wood xD
restlessCHICKEN or Chichen-Itza
iwantrestlesschichen NO REALLY I AM
cheeselog1234 Good point.
iwantrestlesschichen i no
cheeselog1234 Any suggestions on what I should get from the vending machine?
cheeselog1234 I'm thinking starbursts.
iwantrestlesschichen coke
doodlechild a twix
cheeselog1234 Something to give me a little pep in my step if you know what i mean
iwantrestlesschichen nerds
doodlechild twix does that mmmmmm
cheeselog1234 twix...tempting...
iwantrestlesschichen u forgive me?
doodlechild its choccy, its biscuity and gooy yumminess mmmm
restlessCHICKEN sure, john, if you can start asking of me and other people nicely from now on
cheeselog1234 I like twix, but I always end up wanting more when I finish it...
iwantrestlesschichen PROMISE
cheeselog1234 Twix should be about 3 times larger imo.
restlessCHICKEN ok
doodlechild then youll just have to resist more
restlessCHICKEN i usually go with a milky way
iwantrestlesschichen I TOLD A GIRL about plime she b getting on here anymin
imnotyoo why?
Antt Oh.
iwantrestlesschichen why not
Antt That'll be nice.
restlessCHICKEN you've been seeing someone else??? CHEATER
doodlechild mmm milky way
restlessCHICKEN I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
iwantrestlesschichen no
iwantrestlesschichen yes
Antt It's Ok ChiCKen....
Antt I love you
doodlechild haha
restlessCHICKEN MY LIFE IS RUINED
restlessCHICKEN *sobs on antt's shoudler*
Antt There there...
Antt It'll be ok
iwantrestlesschichen NO TO THE FIRST QUESTION
iwantrestlesschichen YES TO THE SECOND
doodlechild the shouting hurts my lil ears
iwantrestlesschichen I WAS JUST TALKING TO HER
doodlechild ..owwy...
iwantrestlesschichen KNOW WHAT I MEAN
restlessCHICKEN just ... "talking." yeah i get it. i get it alright
doodlechild to busy burning myself on hot chocolate to think about it....
cheeselog1234 i like milky way dark.
doodlechild mmm
iwantrestlesschichen no really
cheeselog1234 (apologies to all you fair skinned milky ways)
doodlechild hehe
iwantrestlesschichen were not even allowed touch at school
doodlechild 0_O
iwantrestlesschichen not even a handshake
cheeselog1234 oh man...
cheeselog1234 how about milkshakes?
Chez lol
restlessCHICKEN but you still look, i'm sure
restlessCHICKEN UNDRESSING HER WITH YOUR EYES
doodlechild it brings all the boys to the yard
restlessCHICKEN men are all the same!
doodlechild ohhhh yeaa!!
iwantrestlesschichen do u not like me talking to other girls
iwantrestlesschichen i hardly no her
cheeselog1234 wait wait wait...
cheeselog1234 Antt. Are you a male?
cheeselog1234 (don't think about it)
iwantrestlesschichen i won't talk to her anymore
cheeselog1234 (not a trick question)

That's currently going on. It's great!

Howy cwap, it's fweaking contagious!

just as much as i'm wiwwing to wisk a wifetime wifout abukshun, wape, and moiduh.

edit: not to mention that if he is what he says he is, he's 10 years old.

ROTFLMFAO!!!

And the oscar for best platroom drama by a chicken goes to...

OMG OMG OMG!

LOL!

/is still in chat mode

Should I go ask him if he's ever heard of National Socialism?

Normally, in a situation like this, I rush into the chatroom to witness the drama first hand.

This is not one of those times.

This oughta be fun. I usually avoid chat cuz I'm at work and it's too involving. But just to watch could be fun.

:)

iwantrestlesschichen really how old r u
maven Wow!
maven That's awesome, Marz. :D
iwantrestlesschichen yuck
restlessCHICKEN i'm 24, but i'm sure you liked it better when i was underage
alton has left the room
Marz Yeah, I totally forgot
iwantrestlesschichen NO
Marz I feel all smug now
alton has entered the room
restlessCHICKEN your mother should know how adult the questions you ask me are
maven hehehe
iwantrestlesschichen MALE OR FEMALE
maven Why is this still taking place?!?
iwantrestlesschichen SHE DOES
maven Seriously.
restlessCHICKEN i'm a man. congratulations, you're gay
maven iwant, this is NOT a place to hook up.
iwantrestlesschichen age is only a #
Jerry520 has entered the room
Marz Cripes all mighty, give it up
Jerry520 Dude, leave our chicken alone and go away

Jerry520 Dude, leave our chicken alone and go away
iwantrestlesschichen R U f**kING REAL
iwantrestlesschichen UR KIDDING RIGHT
Jerry520 Go
Jerry520 away
restlessCHICKEN no i'm, lieing, like i always have been
restlessCHICKEN i will never tell the truth about myself, because this is the f**king internet
iwantrestlesschichen I HAVE RIGHT TO B MAD HE SAID SHE WAS A GIRL
iwantrestlesschichen NO s**t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
maven This is the internet, kiddo...toughen up.
iwantrestlesschichen SHUT THE f**k UP b***h
restlessCHICKEN truth hurts, don't it?