My 3rd day in the Emerald Isle and I'm practicing my pronounciation. Every other word out of every one's mouth is fock as in I love how they pronouce it.

I intend to use this expression with the Irish pronounciation in every sentence I speak upon my return.

How do you like to say it?

I usually just say fuck.

But it has more character as ...

Go ahead, SK, say it a few times.
/fun kinda on your time zone....

You are of course, correct as usual Suebe. No one but the Irish know how to say that the right way. I am not even sure it is possible to translate it to text.

Fuckin cool to be in the future, isn't it?
What are ya doing tonight?

I feel like I'm back to this level againI thought I might visit with some of the
/fook where the fook is the fookin' quote symbol
/ah fook, there it fookin' is [shift 2]
"Drinking Consultants" down the fookin' block to make sure I'm doing it right.

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Be very aware that if you press the play button, you will hear a preponderance of a certain word that begins with the letter F, and this ain't no fouckin Sesame Street clip.

I confirm that the correct pronunciation in Ireland is feck

Father Jack Hackett says so.

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Feck Father Jack Hackett!

(read that out loud)

I like to say f**k. f**k f**k f**kity f**k f**k!

I still say it's

Fook.

Depends what part of Ireland you're in, it differs with regional accents.

Feck is a whole different word (as so eloquently demonstrated by Mrs Doyle if we're taking FT as cannon).

Suebe, you must pay very close attention to where in a sentence the word comes.

Imagine a bar. Imagine you're quite happily stood in the bar having a pint. Imagine a local responds to one of your comments with "Stop with your f**king s**te there." you're safe, they like you, it's all good fun.

If, on the other hand you hear "f**king stop with your s**te there." you're probably in a spot of bother.

By the way, Suebe, as you're there right now can you confirm if this is true?

FUCK!

What?

I wanted to play too!

It's foookin' true. I have now found the true spelling I believe.

I have also discovered the wonders of Guinness.

Foookin' wonderful creamy goodness.

When I stub my toe, I say "f**kie!"

What the f**k is wrong with you people?

;-)

I may need to move to Ireland cause I do like to f**k too much at work.

f**k off. I was only being f**king humorous I wasn't actually f**king suggesting it was the correct f**king pronunciation.

:D