I'd see hair.

What if Africa just disappeared?

African Americans would have an identity crisis.

What if the speed of light was just 2000 mph?

Sunrises would happen later in the day.

What if everyone in China moved to another planet tomorrow?

No more electrical items. :(

What if we had wheels instead of feet?

Stairs would be interesting.

What if you woke up tomorrow and found a travelling circus helping themselves to breakfast in your kitchen?

That would be way cool. I would invite them to stay for dinner as long as they perform in the backyard during the day!

What the planet Mars and Bornbad's head suddenly switched places spontaneously for 3 seconds, then switched back?

He'd have one hell of a headache.

What if we could change any body part we wanted?

I wouldn't need contacts or glasses.

What if we got paid to Plime?

My d**k wouldn't be so small.

What if banana's weren't yellow?

The sky would be yellow and the sun would be blue.

What if me and DEP were NOT the same person?

What does that have to do with being paid to plime?? I laughed out loud when I read that until I realized you answered the wrong question.. that was dissapointing.. I thought u would save up enough money to have an operation or something.. but grrr..

oh yea, Bump

Then I would be very very confused..


What if everytime you took a poop a random innocent child died?

Far less innocent children would die than normally.

What if your dog could catch anything it hunted?

I'd save a fortune on dog food.

What if you could undo your most serious mistake?

I wouldn't have the strength of character I do now.

What if everything tasted like ass?

Ketchup would be the most valuable commodity on the planet.

What if TV had never really caught on?

Reality magazines would become a smash hit.

What if orange really was the new black?

Then color blindness wouldn't matter so much.

What if all money was made of heavy pieces of iron?

Rich people would also be very strong.


What if there was no more cheese?

There'd be no more moon!

What if they found the question to the ultimate answer, of life, the universe, and everything?