On the day after Christmas, the family and I (the wife, kids, and my parents.. and I) decided that it would be a good day to go to the movies, figuring everyone would be at the stores and not in the theatres. We were wrong on that.

But that's beside the point. As we were driving to the theatre, we had to stop behind the car in front of us as they were attempting to turn left. Traffic was pretty thick, so the wait was fairly long. Then, suddenly, there was an opening. It was a good sized opening too, not one of those "maybe I can make it" openings, more like "maybe three or four cars can make it".

Naturally though, the idiots in front of us don't so much as inch forward. My reaction of course was to lay on the horn and stick the power finger out the window.

On the next opening in traffic, they turned. I like to think they turned due to my prompting, but who knows.

Anyway, as they turned, I was able to see who was in the car. The car was stacked full of nuns. It was almost like they had a contest to see how many nuns they could fit into the vehicle.

So basicaly I said "f**k you" to a bunch of nuns.

So I ask you, is this one of those things I'm going to have to explain to Jesus before I can get into heaven?

"Jesus loves you this I know... for the Bible tells me so!"

But you're still gonna have to beg for mercy, I'm guessing! Easy on the Hawaiian good luck sign there buddy!

(Like an idiot I probably would have done the same thing!)

"Hell ain't a bad place to be." AC/DC
I think you may be reincarnated as a penguin, just for fun.

No, Jesus hates bad drivers too.

The best thing to do is live and learn nothing you can do about it now. Personally, I probably would have done the same thing with more gusto though.

Just because they profess to work for the big guy upstairs doesn't mean they aren't idiots and should have their license taken away.

Some people deserve the finger....no matter who they are.

DEP, thanks for starting my day with laughing so hard I cried.

Although every fiber of my being would be screaming at me to do the exact same thing, having my parents and kids in the car would have caused me to gnash my teeth and just seethe in my churning stomach acid.

The good thing is, there was probably a car load of nuns praying for your soul and forgiveness, so you're probably OK.

;)

Good point. That makes me feel a little better.

That's my motto!

Hmmm, what if you're a 16 year old and you just flipped off you own Dad by accident?

Yes, I did this and my father was laughing his ass off after he realized it was me!



By the way DEP, you won't go to hell. Hell is reserved for people like Ted Bundy. You're totally safe.

By accident? How do you flip somebody off by accident? ;)

Or did you intentionally flip off a UFO (Unidentified Flipping Objective), only to find out too late that it was your Dad?

Good thing your Dad had a sense of humor about it. I shudder to think what my Dad would have done if I had flipped him off, accidentally or otherwise.

No, I flipped him off not realizing it was my Dad. I felt stupid afterwards but when I got home all he could do was laugh.

My Dad has an awesome sense of humor. That's why we get along so well.

Yes, I'm your typical "Daddy's Girl"!

I'm pretty quick with the middle finger, too....and I'm worried that one day I'll flip off my boss or a director or someone who can make employment decisions about me...

I worry about that on the way to work. It seems that the closer I get to where I work the more a$$holes are out and about.

I'm always nervous about giving someone I work with the finger.

Unless I don't like them, then I don't care.
:)

I once flipped off this sweet old lady that I worked with. Thankfully she didn't see me.

That is all well and good unless it is someone from the Maintenance department.

Those people have a wide arsenal of options for revenge.

I have yet to understand road rage. Everyone has an off day, no reason to get your panties in a bunch.

Well...quickly switch religions to something that doesn't have hell.

But... I apologize with one of those waves or a "sorry!" out the window (if it's warm) when I'm not being a good driver.

Besides... I go commando.

Hear! Hear! Nuns are people too. And some of them suck (not in the way you're thinking -- get your mind out of the gutter).

Wonder what your kids are doing now when the lunch line at school slows up? LOL