Don't worry, no need to be crazy.
From another forum I visit, I got this idea. It's actually pretty cool.
Basically, talk with yourselves at different ages about the subject the poster above you mentions. Talk with yourself, then give everyone else a new topic.

It's actually really fun!
BTW: here's the original topic, if you're interested.

Topic: Desires

Gratheo: Hey, who do you guys like?
5 year old Gratheo: eww, girls - gross! I'm not going to date anyone, EVER.
12 year old Gratheo: You are such an idiot.
14 year old Gratheo: Oh yeah, you're one to talk, eh?
12: ...SHUT UP.
[pause]
12: If it matters, I like Soekarna.
14: Her? She's a b***h, and you never get anywhere with her. In a couple months she humiliates you in front of the whole grade.
12: What? No!
Gratheo: Don't be an idiot. She's a stuck up a*****e. Anyways, back on topic?
All: ...sorry.
12: I told you! Just a couple girls. I'm not a fag(NB: I really hate myself at 12... ignorant little idiot, although I can partially blame the environment)
14: Actually, about that...
12: What? No!
Gratheo: Err, yeah. You don't really do anything about it though. 15 and I will explain later.
Others: ... why?
Gratheo: Honestly? You hate your body and eventually the social roles you're expected to fill.
14: ...kinda, I guess. But hey, I'll get over it.
12: No, that's just angst.
5: What's angst, grathy?
14: Being stupid. I'll explain later, kid. Anyways, 12, you're twelve - you don't HAVE angst. And you've got a good enough life, you don't NEED angst.
Gratheo: Can we please get back on point?
All: ...Sorry.
Gratheo: ...what was I talking about?
5: Social roles, grathy!
Gratheo: ... Thanks, 5. As I was saying, you start to hate your body.
12: Yeah, you said that... but why?
Gratheo: Well, I'll tell you a story. Remember how we've always had long hair?
5: Yay!
Others: ...yeah?
Gratheo: Later, 14, you'll end up shaving your head, joining a swim team, and generally trying to be a boy for everyone else. No, no, don't interrupt, I'm still talking. It is hell, but you feel like you're really a guy and nothing anyone can say will stop that. You also hate it with a burning passion.
14: So that's why you've got short hair, 15.
15: Yeah.
Gratheo: Thing is, eventually, you realize there's a reason you have long hair, don't play football and so on. Remember back when you were six, and a fisherman complimented your family on their 'beautiful daughter', and you were so happy you skipped all the way home?
12: I don't remember that.
14: Yeah, kinda. Your point?
Gratheo: Well, there's a reason you're so happy. Tell 'em, fifteen.
15: [hesitantly] well, see... thing is, you're a girl.
12: That is the stupidest thing I have EVER heard.
5: I'm not a girl, silly... I have a penis!
12: For once, I agree with 5.
5: Yay!
12: Shut up.
15&Gratheo: [glares at 12]
12: Besides, we're talking about desires, you idiots.
All: ...sorry.
Gratheo: No, no, this is all winding back to the point. See, our desires have changed over time - 5, you're a little kid. Girls are 'icky'. Or at least that's what everyone else tells you. You're kinda off in your own world.
12, you're infatuated with a stuck up b***h just because she's popular. Face it, you're not in the 'in crowd'. There's a reason for this. You are awkward in your own body and clumsy, and everyone sees it. Also you have a bad case of wangst.
14? You're kinda getting there. You've realized you're bi. You still think you're a guy, and you want to prove it. 15, you're pretty much there. You know you're a girl, that you like girls in a gay way, kinda guys on the side, and you know more about gender and all that. You're still not out to too many people about being bi, and absolutely no-one about the girl bit, except a few people on the internet who don't really know who you are. This is sadly still the case, but it's not because I don't want to come out - it's just not the smartest/safest idea so far. Alright?
14: Alright, I guess.
15: Yep.
5: Yaaay!
12:...punk.

Next subject: Friends

Topic: Friends

Jeremy: So, who are your friends?

6 year old Jeremy: My best friend is Kevin We met in Ms. Farracci's class. She's a pretty teacher.

10 year old Jeremy: My main friend is still Kevin, pretty much. I know a few other people that are okay. There's this one kid, Gabriel. He's alright.

15 year old Jeremy: Well, now that I'm in HS, I don't talk to Kevin as much as I'd like. I have a few acquaintances, but no one that really looks out for me like him. It sucks, I hate being shy.

Jeremy: You get over your shyness for the most part, dude. Don't worry about it.

15 year old Jeremy: Do I ever get facial hair? I'm tired of being like the only kid that can't grow any.

Jeremy: Yea, you do. And by the way, you're not the only kid without facial hair, there are plenty of others.

10 year old Jeremy: So I get a beard? Cool!

6 year old Jeremy: Is it like Miguel's beard? He has a big beard.

Jeremy: It's not that big, 6. It's coming in slowly, but surely. But back on topic, A.D.D. is getting in the way again.

6 year old Jeremy: What's A.D.D.?

15 year old Jeremy: Don't worry about it, kid. You'll find out when you're about 8.

Jeremy: Anyways...Have you made any freinds recently?

15 year old Jeremy: Well there is this one girl, Laura. She's pretty cool, I kind of like her.

Jeremy: You like every girl you meet, you pervert.

15 year old Jeremy: I do not!

Jeremy: *gives the look*

15: *grumbles*

6 year old Jeremy: There's a girl in my class named Martha. She's pretty. Me and her were the class presidents. Yay!

15 year old Jeremy: She and I, not me and her, doofus.

Jeremy: He's 6, he'll figure it out.

10 year old Jeremy: What about you? Do you have any new friends?

Jeremy: I have quite a few friends, and a number of acquaintances. By the way, you have to make that distinction between the two. Unfortunately, not everyone likes you as much as you like them. But I do have a few friends that I'm very close with, some of them in other states.

6 year old Jeremy: Cool! Like what state?

Jeremy: Like Florida, for example.

15 year old Jeremy: Florida? Mom actually moved?

10 and 6 year old Jeremy: We moved?!

Jeremy: *gives the look* Thanks, genius. Anyways, you do get over your shyness, and things get easier. It gets easier to be comfortable around strangers and things like that. All in all, just be yourself and don't freak out about things so much. Also, practice good hygiene, you smell. *looks at 10 and 6*

Next topic: Interests

A side note: putting the discussions in quotes makes them kind of hard to read. Just write them out so we don't have to squint to read the light gray on white.

Topic: Interests

Curtis: So waht are you all's interests?

5: I like playing outside and collecting bugs and putting them in jars with spiders and bees to see who wins the fight

10: haha I remember that, I still do it sometimes, but I'm more into sports now, baseball and bastketball are fun

15: umm.. I'm basically the captain of all my sports teams and plan on playing in college and I have my pilots license.. I also like to go to parties and try to pick up the senior girls.. I got a few of them already.. mostly though the freshmen dig me

10:whoa you had sex already??

Curtis: 15 stop lying, you've been with 3 girls one was a hideous senior b/c u were drunk at a part and thought it was someone else.. and the other two were the gothic girls in the freshmen class that you befriended just b/c you were a perv and heard they were easy..

5: Whats sex?

10 and 15: shutup!! here's some juice and some crayons..

15: So do you still enjoy playing sports curtis? Do I make it to play in college??

Curtis: Well actually you do get offered a scholarship to play football at Western michigan but you turn it down for an aviation scholarship instead. You go there for about half a year before turning into an alcoholic and finally make it through a case race without puking.. You do get with a lot I mean alot of hot girls but most of them are just drunken one nightstands.. and that girl shannon from middle school 10 and 15 u know her

10: whoa shannon??

15: dude please tell me I Get that

Curtis: Well you get that alright but right when you ask her out and she says yes the next day you also get something else.. and after a visit to the clinic and a shot in the ass you're back to normal but never talk to her again.. painful experience but worth it i'd say.. you also go to jail and get a bottle smashed over your face in a bar fight.

15:whoa i'm badass

5: more juice!!!

10: well did dad ever come back?

15: dad was an alcoholic that's probably where curtis and I got it from

Curtis: no drinkin is a choice you choose to drink b/c you get to get away with saying all the crazy stuff that goes on in ur head and can just blame it on being drunk..

15: ohhh Am I gonna be like dad?

Curtis: No, you're going to be an alcoholic and you're going to date a few strippers on and off, and have some bad experiences with prostitutes but you're an overall decent guy who looks out for your friends.. pretty much the same friends you have 15 are going to be with you for at least the next 10 years, 3 of them will become strippers(you even work at a strip club in 4 years) and 2 of them will be drug dealers. It's cool though they're not like the kind you see around your house..

15: So does anyone I know die??

5: who died?? starts crying*

10: smacks 5 then starts crying for beating up 5

15: dude I used to cry a lot when I was little

Curtis: Dude you are little.. But yea noone important in your life dies.. just some people you dont need to be hanging out with anyways.. So yea.. have fun experimenting in college, don't take that hit of acid.. and I dont care how much condoms cost.. please go buy some.. trust me.. and oh yea.. you get kicked out of college b/c u have some rare heart condition thingy and fail ur medical exam after the first year.. so yea.. take that football scholarship.. :-) Peace lunch break is over and I have a job now.. sucks right?

Next topic: Family and travel

LJ: So tell me about your family.

5: I have a sister and a brother. I like to play with them. My sister's friend likes me better than her.

LJ: Really she likes to pretend you're her baby doll.

5: I'm no baby. I can climb the apricot tree in the backyard. Wanna see?

LJ: Well right now I want you tell me about your family.

5: I did.

LJ: What about your Mom and Dad.

5: Dad works. He's really tall. Like a giant. Mom has red hair and makes cookies when it rains. Mom works too. We go to a babysitter. I like her.

LJ: What's her name?

5: Dacy. She watches me and my boyfriend too.

LJ: What's your boyfriend's name/

5: Kevin.

LJ: Now where have you been?

10: We mostly go to Utah to visit Grandma B.

LJ: Do you like that?

10: Yes! She is the bestest Grandma ever. She never yells. She makes cookies. And she likes to do fun stuff.

LJ: what do you all do when you are there?

10: We go camping in the mountains. I hate the outhouse.

5: It's smelly. I'm afraid I might fall in. It's a toilet seat, but a great big hole!

LJ: Where else have you and your family gone.

15: We don't go anywhere! We don't have enough money.

LJ: Well it's that, and your Dad is an old poop!

15: Tell me about it! He never wants to do anything. I wish Mom would do stuff without him. Let him stay home!

LJ: Don't worry, she will.

5: Why? Daddy gets to come.

15: He doesn't want to! He's a big party pooper! And so we sit around and do NOTHING.

LJ: trust me. Mom will figure it out. Very soon.

10: We went to Disneyland last year.

LJ: Oh! 10, I forgot you were there.

10: Dad went. He took me on rides and everything.

15: He hasn't done anything since.

10: Why are you so mean?

5: You need to be nice!

LJ: Don't worry. She will change her ways.

15: I want to marry someone who is Rich so we can travel.

LJ: Oh, I think that can be arranged.

15: what are you talking about?

5: I'm going to marry Kevin.

10: No, you're not, you're going to move away in a year and never see him again.

5: What?

15: Way to go, SPAZ!

LJ: It's okay. Kevin will live in your heart forever.

15. Yeah. I still remember him.

10: me too.

LJ: Well we are out of time kids. Let's do this again.

10: Aww man!

5: Can you come to my house and play?

15: She's you, you spaz!


Next topic: Sports and favorite passtimes

School Days

MHA: So girls how was school today?
5: *chews on crayon*
MHA:*sighs* Don't eat that, you'll be pooping rainbows for a week
5: Hehehe you thsaid poop
7: Ewww, poop is gross!
5: Yeah? Thso what?
7: You're gross!
5: Shut up! I am not gross!!!!! *tears*
7: Waa! Waa! I'm a baby and I like poop!
13: God, you are such an immature idiot
7: You're an idiot!
MHA: Hey! Knock it off or I'm busting some skulls!
13: You know the only reason you respond with violence is because you're insecure about your sexuality
7: What's sexuality?
11: Some kind of disease I think.
12: It means sex stupid.
11: Ewwww!! I'm never having sex! I'm going to join the convent! Sister Adrianne is gonna help me.
18: Ha! Wait 5 years and you'll be whistling another tune.
12: What happens in 5 years?
18: Errrmmm.....
16: *smoking a joint* Its gets, all like trippy and stuff....
11: What are you smoking? Its making my eyes feel funny...
MHA: Number 16 put that out! Seriously, I'm trying to have a decent conversation with my past selves here!
18: And not doing a good job of it. s**t do I really become such a pussy in 3 more years?
16: *deep inhales* Like seriously dude...
5: *still chewing crayons*
17: *tired* I need a nap....
11: Whats wrong with you?
17: I work 3 jobs, go to school, and take care of a sick father. I have no life...
MHA: That'll change, Just look at number 18.
16: I think everyone needs to like.....oh s**t what was I about to say?
MHA: Nothing....this who thing is pointless, give me that! *grabs joint and begins smoking it up*

Ha! I was a messed up kid!

And yes, when I was 11 I was seriously thinking about becoming a nun....I wonder how that would've turned out?

5: Hi, I am hungry
40: Hey kid...DONTEATPOOP
5: Hee hee that sounds funny. I will have to remember that.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....

*ahem* Sorry...don't know how 10 got back in here.

You were supposed to go with the topic that Eljay posted below hers.
I guess since you already wrote all of that though, the next person should write on that subject.

17: Your hair cut is really stupid.

7: No its not, why do I have so many friends.

17: Because people your age are cool and they dont judge people by their hair cuts

7: Oh so my parents are making me look like a dweeb

17: Don't say dweeb, just ask them if you can change your haircut before 5th grade.

7: Um ok

17: oh and your moving away from all your friends when your 10 so be ready. Oh and be good at the internet so you can make Plime

7: Whats Plime

17: You'll know somehow. Its on of those weird time travel rules, but see the Jaxomlotus dude hes trying to make Plime so you have to beat him to the punch. He already has a website he doesn't need two

7: Um ok your starting to give me a headache

17: fine that should be good enough. Don't embarrass me.

7: bye

Sorry I was typing I thought we ditched the topics.

Next person gets Sports and favorite past times

School was a pastime...

punthe now: My cat's breath smells like cat food.

punthe 10: It does?

punthe now: Yeah.

punthe 10: *sniff sniff* Well, I'll be damned. Cat food!

punthe now: See? I told you. pffft... Kids.

Sports and favorite passtimes

KB32: So girls, how was your day?
kb5: I don't want to go to ballet lessons anymore.
kb7: This mandoline is heavy
KB32: Ok, ok...
kb10: Can we watch cartoons?
KB32: No, go get ready, we are going to the garage and ride our bicycles.
kb12: Why in the garage? We don't live there anymore; look *opens window* we have this nice outside now, we can go ride in the fresh air.

*Outside riding bikes*

KB32: Now pay attention to the road
kb5: The boys are looking at us!
kb12: I know, just smile
kb13: I'll catch you guys later, the scooter goes faster.
KB32: Wait! Darn it! Watch the road!

*Later at home*

kb7: Can we go to the pool, it was hot ouside.
kb12: Yeah, lets!
KB32: Ok, ok...
kb15: If you don't mind, I want to stay home and finish this jigsaw puzzle
kb17: I have to go to work, I'll be back later
kb23: This mandolin is still here... I wonder if there is a school that will teach me to play? You all go on without me, really don't feel like getting out.
kb28: Hey guys, I'm back from France... guys?
kb15: They went to the pool, they'll be back later
kb28: I'll go unpack and get the photos ready to show, wanna help?
kb15: Nah, I'll chill here, this piece doesn't want to fit anywhere
kb28: Let me see?
kb15: Ok, here... this one.
kb28: There...
kb15: O_O, you suck!

*Later*

KB32: Zelda time!

Next topic: Dealing with separation

Fetus Dav: My Daddy Has left me.
Now Dav : Don't worry you will get another one.
Dav 3: My daddy has left me.
Now Dav: don't worry you will get another one.
Dav 8: My Daddy has left me.
Now Dav: Don't worry you will get another one.
Dav 15: WTF My mum has left me!
Dav now: trust me you are better off without her.
Dav 15: why say that?
Dav Now: give it about 15 years and you will find out.
Dav 30: So my Original dad wasn't my dad which is why he left? So who the Hell is my dad??

Dav now: I don't know, your mother doesn't know and noone else knows. Tell ya what f**k it you don't need family, you will be fine on your own.


Next Drugs and alcohol.

DL @ 11 "I'm gonna get drunk at my brothers wedding on cheap, stolen sherry"

DL Now "Dude, ya don't wanna do that, it's gonna be the start of a slippery slope"

Dl @ 11 Whatever, Glug, glug glug"

Dl @ 17 "Seriously, I'm beginning to wish I'd listened to you, Older DL"

Dl Now " I told you, maybe quitting the weed, E's, coke and drink might be a good idea now"

DL @ 17 " Nah, not quite ready yet *snifffffffff*"

f**ked up life...

Dl @ 22 "K, now might be a good time to quit"

Dl Now " Jeez, Ya think?!"

Rehab

DL Now " Maybe you wanna quit smoking weed too now?"

DL @ 23 "Nah, it's only weed, it's all good, plus I can't chill out without it"

DL Now "Mmmmmkay, but don't say I didn't mention it"

DL @ 23 "Whatever, *sparks up*

Three years of smoky haze

Dl @ 26 "Hmmmmm, lazy, unmotivated, forgetful, crap role model, maybe now's a good time to quit the weed too"

DL Now "Jeez, ya think?"

Next, girls.

Girls

Age 7: *looking at her classmate Shannell* She's cute.

Age 9: She's trouble. Leave her alone.

MHA: Yeah she was nothing but a nightmare.

Age 7: How come I feel tingly when I look at her?

Age 13: Because you think she's attractive and want to do her.

Age 7: Do what to her?

Age 15: I've seen and done better. Like Stephanie. Man was she hot.

Age 7: *looks at older MHA* Whats doing mean?

MHA: You'll find out in a couple of years.

Age 18: Oh yeah, you'll do lots of boys and girls. But try and stay away from that Kira chick. I got a shot in the ass because of her.

Age 16: Kira? But she's so sexy! Ain't no way I'm gonna give that piece up.

MHA: You might want to pay attention to 18.

Age 16: Screw that s**t!

Age 17: Man I should've listned *scratches self*

Age 19: Wait till you tell your family your bi-sexual. Thats gonna be fun.

Age 7: Whats bi-sexual?

MHA: *face plants*

Next topic: First time with drugs