Inspired by:

And: Fill in the Funny by IcePigs

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The first person (me) types a sentence with a blank in it. The next person (you) fills in the blank in an attempt to make the sentence humorous as well as posts a new sentence with a blank for the next-next person to use. Try to keep it relatively clean; nothing too sick, please.

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Here's the first one:

Yesterday, I went shopping for a(n) _____ and instead wound up with a(n) ______.

Yesterday, I went shopping for a coke and instead wound up with a pepsi.

____ wanted to ______, but was forced to spend his/her valuable time _____ing instead.

Yesterday, I went shopping for a heart and instead wound up with pain and discontent!




But it's ok, because when I went to use the bathroom, guess what I found? A _____, three _______s and one flying ______!



Edit: Damn. Should have seen that coming.


Phelps wanted to simply walk away with his well-earned gold, but was forced to spend his valuable time convincing crazy conspiracy theorists that he was actually winning instead.

Use the blanks up there ^^^...

Doggy wanted to Plime, but was forced to spend his valuable time pooping instead.

___ had to ____, but wound up getting ___.

But it's ok, because when I went to use the bathroom, guess what I found? A lack of toilet paper, three phone numbers written on the stall with a sharpie, and one flying monkey.

You had to spend the night in jail, but wound up getting involved in a massive escape plan.

Because of the _____ situation, we must _______ like a ________ing ________er _________s.

Well, yesterday I went shopping for a heart and instead wound up with a stupid talking lion, an idiot animated strawman, and a whiny 16-year-old!

*couldn't resist*/threadjack

Because of the cleanliness situation, we must store fecal matter like a squirling nutter hoards.

Where for art thou _______, I hope not hiding under the _______ because I just ________ and you'd think I was ________.

Where for art thou jackass? I hope not hiding under the bed, because I just took a dump there and you'd think I was silly.


Do you know _____? I heard he was last seen _____ with _______. I thought it was ______.

Do you know Suckersklub? I heard he was last seen at Apex's house with a tub of Crisco. I thought it was quite ordinary, to tell you the truth.

*someone else take my place and make something up*

^ Wow... LAZY :P

Incredibly ________ was left ________ despite ________. Compare that to your typical ________ and you can see that ________ was/is ________.
________!

Incredibly this thread was left without a smile despite the intentions. Compare that to your typical plime thread and you can see that this thread really sucks.
Harharhar!


A ________ is a pinch of ________ , wrapped in ________ , ________ at one end, ________ at the other.

A nibble is a pinch of NOM NOM NOM, wrapped in my mouth, tooth at one end, lip at the other.




The Lords of _______ have declared ________. ________ is futile. Word to your ______!

The Lords of Debauchery have declared tomorrow to be official bourbon drinking day . Abstinence is futile. Word to your liver!


If only _______ would tell the truth about ________. It's been a ___________ time, and every one to know the story except _____________.

If only Jerry would tell the truth about the baldspot. It's been a treacherous time, and every one to know the story except Xiat.

Today I saw ____________ who was _________ with _________ while at the same time _________ DEP's mom while she was ______ in the ____________.