Does this mean that I can come back? That all is forgiven? That Pa's leg is healing up nicely?

Please, say it is so. I have missed you all oh so much!

Ah, come here, ya big galoot!

*hugs Ken*

This thread is sickening. I come to the internet to watch people verbally abuse each other, not actually TRY to get along...

I'm surprised anything hurts your ass anymore after that pounding it took last time

The other day I actually had a civil conversation with my mother, whom i hadn't spoken to in about a year.

I told her simply that I take offense to her bashing my lifestyle choices (my omnisexual orientation, my idle facination with experimenting with divination, etc) and i'll be damned if she didn't apologize to me.

So i think things are going to get better.

Dear badbud, I am sorry for freaking out and over reacting yesterday in that thread. I have been very stressed lately, but there is no reason for me to lose my cool and take any of it out on you. I'm sorry.

I can't promise that I won't be an ass in the future, but I'll try not to be a mean one.

Sorry everyone else for having to read that crap.

Dear DEP, I'd like to apologise interrupting you and my mum mid-coitus. I just needed to get something from her room.

Also next time if I do bust in on you two could you at least have the decency to break stride until I've gone. I appreciated the nod and the wink but still.....

If you had wanted us to stop what we were doing, you wouldn't have tickled my balls and taken pictures, doggy.

Dear Doggy, I'm sorry you walked in on your mom in an DEP and CS sammich! i assure you i left her feeling disappointed and unfulfilled, which is par for course. i was nice enought to leave 2 bucks on the nightstand. DEP as always... a pleasure sir.

I wouldn't have if you hadn't have asked.

Also, this is the second time I've had a conversation with you about you having your balls tickled.

I need to go and drink some bleach...

2 bucks?! Ya do know that doesn't even cover the lube you use?! No wonder my allowance has been going down

what left you with a bad taste in your mouth?!

oh....OOOHHHHHH DEP you filthy bastage!!!

Lube?! i didnt use lube per say...... Apex also walked in and let us borrow the Crisco.

Looks like school is back already...end of Summer

*sigh

are you saddened by this?! end of summer means cooler temps. cooler temps mean a switch from cold beer to hard liquor...to warm the body of course. always look on the bright side.

Sorry pops.

*Flips the bird*

He's just gonna miss me, is all.

Its going to bee ok hOOsker, I'll be on AFTER school.

Also have you NOTICED that alot of people are now CAPATILIZING the important words in their SENTENCES. Is this so we don't ACCIDENTALLY skip over them while we READ what you have to say?

No, no, they've upgraded.

Oh...and to get this back on track...

I forgive the b***h who's trashed the house this last week. I don't mind cleaning it up, really, but next time, at least rinse the plates off before putting them in the sink.

Well, considering the fact that I've only been a Plimer for maybe 5 days, I really haven't has any disagreements of any sort with any of you guys...

But for the sake of this thread, let's pretend for a moment..

I'm terribly sorry to any who my minor level of sarcasm might have offended, ever so slightly.

I would also like to mention that at times, I do get really sarcastic, but as a warning, when I do get this way, just ignore any comments I make and don't take them personally. Once I come down from my sarcastic high and I 'sober up', I shall make reparations...If I think they are fitting (Just don't hold your breathe for that one).

Just sayin. :]

Ok, it's in Swedish, but I think it may be time to look at this thread again.

Double-Upvote!