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Posted: 2 months ago by Captious:
It's like farting, we've all done it... except for me... I have no anus.
Score: [-] 86 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by bingo:
Ohh, hahaha, like I'm telling!!!
Score: [-] 52 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by maven:
Like, serious lie?
Or white lie?
I mean, there's a difference between "No, Michelle, that shirt does NOT make your boobs like disgustingly huge" and "No, that's not a body."
Edit:(not that either of those are lies I've told...just samples.)
Score: [-] 156 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by IcePigs:
But I do love you...
Score: [-] 199 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by lynxears:
« IcePigs:I'll only stick it in a little. ...I hope you were administering a flu vaccine...
*gasp* You changed it!
Score: [-] 66 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by kakana:
I once told someone Captious is a wonderful person.
Score: [-] 35 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by maven:
Ooo...
"Yes, I came."
Score: [-] 459 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by Captious:
« maven:Like, serious lie?
Or white lie?
I mean, there's a difference between "No, Michelle, that shirt does NOT make your boobs like disgustingly huge" and "No that's not a body." Your call. If you have a murder to confess, we won't tell (lie).
Score: [-] 30 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by Captious:
« kakana : I once told someone Captious is a wonderful person. Yeah, but I doubt they believed you.
Score: [-] 30 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by kakana:
I once said that everything I say is a lie.
Score: [-] 63 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by Captious:
It's not you. It's me.
Score: [-] 71 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by kakana:
« maven : Ooo...
"Yes, I came." Yeah, I came too.
Score: [-] 63 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by Bornbad:
Of course you're the only girl...
Score: [-] 173 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by suebe:
Captious Who are you?
Score: [-] 30 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by maven:
Yes, I'm almost done with the project, boss.
Score: [-] 87 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by maven:
« suebe : Captius Who are you? Test-tube plimate.
Score: [-] 56 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by suebe:
« maven : Test-tube plimate. Whatcha mean?
Score: [-] 56 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by IcePigs:
« lynxears : ...I hope you were administering a flu vaccine...
*gasp* You changed it! Yea...I thought it might be just a bit too much for Plime.
And if you're wondering, yes, I originally posted: I'll only stick it in a little
Score: [-] 21 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by eLJay:
No! I was home all day.
Score: [-] 49 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by Captious:
I have no idea why the keyboard is sticky.
Score: [-] 147 [+].
Posted: 2 months ago by kakana:
Honest to god, I didn't fall asleep at work.
Score: [-] 34 [+].
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