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I would've made him into a statue if I could, but lack the skills.

Pocksucket and me.
As you can see, I didn't do anything to him, :D
I just added myself



(yes, he saw and approved before I posted)

^^^Stalker^^^


(pock is hot though)

Back off, Hoosker-nana
:P

Pock and Hoosker, sitting in a tree.
Making me p-u-k-e!

I think you win. Brilliant!

I'm so not going to get away with this.

Oh, so you found your asbestos suit?

You're going to hell, klub.

Nice knowing ya, Klub.

/starts preparing memorial for klub

You scrawny, unctuous little worm! You should be dragged out into the middle of the street and beaten to death with sticks, you f**kwit. Gremlins like you feel like they have to insult everyone around them in order to elevate themselves to a semi-human standing on the evolutionary ladder. Well let me tell you something, you slimy, greasy-haired little twat... that is the last goddamned straw! I have had it up to my f**king eyeballs with your smarmy, craptastic attitude... you seem to think you own this place, but in actuality, you are a pathetic leech on the intelligence of this community. I hope your hemorrhoids drag the f**king ground, you piece of s**t.

HA! Actually, that is funny as hell and I've already made it my desktop wallpaper. :) I'm totally forwarding it to my husband, too. Kiss your face, f**kwit. *snorgle*

*sighs* Let there be chopping of Jerry photos!

Does that mean I get to put up the previous one? ;)

Go ahead, sir

:D

I love how everyone has been working on jerrychops secretly.

FAIL