What will be your epitaph? Mine is a borrowed phrase: "I was as you are...but you will be as I am!"

Never thought about it too much before, but thinking now, I'm coming up with:

"Wish you were here"

"I was hoping it wouldn't come to this"

and

"I wish I had spent more time at the office"

(You know, because everyone always says "no one ever says on their deathbed that they wish they had spent more time at the office...")

"All things considered, I'd rather be in Vegas."

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I bought a shirt from a place called something like Steve and Barry's (they're a chain, I went to one near Disneyland) that's all black with the word DORK across the front in big red letters. It's been a little while, but not years - I bet they still make them... :-)

HA HA!
While you were slaving at work, I just layed around here all day.

"Ooops"

"Please don't stand over me. It's a real pain in the grass."

This space for rent.

"See you later."

"Don't eat poop."

Originally this was just a stupid, funny little bit of advice, but upon re-evaluating the words it has come to mean much more (to me anyway.) It alludes to the crap the government and media try to shove down our throats. Don't eat it.

"Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere."

Mine's stolen from Joni Mitchell... "Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you've got 'til it's gone?"

You all lead me to this.

'But I thought Grandpa got hit by a car'

'He did Johnny, he just felt like guilting everyone around him for the rest of his decaying existence. Want to get ice cream?'

Stolen from Spike Milligan

"I told you I was sick"

She finally got to go somewhere!

Where ever we go, there we are.

I might want to steal Hunter S. Thompsons description of Oscar Acosta

"He was one of God's own prototypes: a high-powered mutant never even considered for mass-production. Too weird to live, too rare to die."

or maybe another stolen Hunter quote

"it never got weird enough for me"

I had a fungal infection in my sinus once... no big deal, except for the constant brownish clear fluid dripping out. I know, I know... NASTY. Anyway, I joked that should I die from it (not likely) my tombstone should read...

Here Lies Lee... he was a fungii

This dude pwned, so hard

"Use it or lose it"