- I will be 29 years old in June

- I have three kids, one of which is biologically mine, and have one more on the way

- I am an aspiring writer, but procrastinate far too much.

- My name real name is Humpty (that's pronounced with an "umpty")

I feel like I've read this some where before....

5 random things you most likely don't know about me:

• My favorite cheese is Brie.
  
  
• My first car was a '98 Cadillac De ville.
  
  
• I love classical music.
  
  
• I enjoy public speaking.
  
  
• I once worked as a page in the Alabama House of Representatives.
  

MOOOORRREEE! I like to share.

-At work, I meticulously organize, but at home I am a revolting slob.

-I have horrible feet. I didn't wear shoes much as a kid, so I have, well, hooves. And also they stink. And I don't have a pinky toe nail.

-I have, at one point or another, crocheted, knitted, counted cross stitch, creweled, woven hemp and made my own paper. I am a craft whore, a very fickle one.

-The first time I ever got drunk was at Disney World, age 6, when I snuck drinks from my granny's strawberry daquiri.

-The first two times I purposely got drunk were in Italy [drinking red wine] and in Ireland [drinking guinness]. I do my alcoholing the right way.

- I also had my first orgasm at age 6, on the afformentioned Florida trip. It was a good trip.

Hey Jerr... This is the fact-sheet thread, not the rip-on-yourself thread :P

I turn 20 in March

I love running...a lot.

I love ballroom dancing, soccer, and yoga too.

My favorite colors are yellow and pink.

I love walking barefoot in the rain.

I love watermelon.

I am afraid of spiders, lightning, and being alone.

I have a good sense of intuition.

I've never been drunk.

I don't have my drivers liscence.

I am going to school to be a special ed teacher.

What else you wanna know?

Wow, I hope to have the same good time when I travel to Florida in March.

You were one well versed 6 year old.

I am 20

I was born in Kenya

I wanted to be an art major but art school cost too much

I am majoring in Material Science and Engineering

I am trying to graduate in 3 years

I have 3 research jobs

I worked at Oak Ridge National Lab last summer

I've been visiting plime for over a year and have only recently made a profile

Since we have all been starting with our age...

I'm 31

I started bussing tables at age 14

I was "Chuck E Cheese" in High School

I parlayed that job into 2 other costumed charater jobs after High School

I worked for a radio station

I was a gas dock attendant (fished drank beer and smoked weed all day oh and got paid for it)

I worked at the now defunct Computer City

I had a telemarketing job once, for about 2 days

I worked as a DJ on a dinner train dance car

I managed a portrait studio for 3 years

I'm a photographer and I don't consider myself an artist

My dad is a sailor and i am son of a son of a sailor

My parents didn't make me wear sunscrean as a kid

I have a lot of moles

I am paranoid about getting skin cancer (among other things)

I have TMD

I am a stay at home dad, my children have never been babysat by a non family member

I am an only child

I have curly hair it is a curse, all I ever wanted to have was a "skater" hair cut as a kid, and I couldn't

I have body image issues

I'm great at selling myself, but not very good at selling "stuff"

I can be passive agressive when cornered

I get into an "Honors" house in college, and failed out

At 31 I still think school in general is bulls**t

I am proud of my wife for graduating, but still know I am smarter than her

My father was a high school social studies and psych teacher, he applied most of the techniques he used on unruly highschoolers on me for most of my life

My mother told me (when I was 10 and they were going through the divorce) he had a secret stash of pot in one of his army boots, when he found pot in my room he called my mom (they don't speak) to tell on me, we had a big blow out that ended in me screaming that HE had pot in the house too... He didn't even know it was there

My mother, to my knowledge has never done drugs

She needs to

I blame my parents divorce for everything that has gone wrong and right in my life, and I always will


K that was long but it pretty much sums it up.

I know, that's why there was some positive stuff in there. :-p

I am 36
I have 3 kids
I own a shop where I sell garden gnomes
I have been a vegetarian for 20 years
I married a man I met online from a foreign country
Tonight, I did a chant that I learned from the Sci Fi channel about seeing the dead in a mirror.
I was not successful
I want to pack up the kids and full time RV it for a year.
I homeschool
I live in Florida
That's why I homeschool. Because I live in Florida. Homeschool and work, crazy life.

...You're coming down here?
Jerry, grab Chez, Plime Partyyy!

March 11-18 in Orlando, I thought about making a forum post, see if anyone wanted to visit me and say hi.

hehe

EEP!
You should, I think it was IcePigs who made a thread about his trip, seeing if anyone wanted to meet up along his way around.

Can you change your avatar? Much like TM, its way to distracting....

Wait, what were we talking about?

Boy shorts?

Okay, I have nudie photos I can set as my avatar!
Don't worry.

I can now add another fact

-I enjoy the nude female body.

*Ponders a moment at the proposal above...*

[/Faints]

Heh, I got downvoted.

10 Bucks says I know who did it!

Lol, they yelled at me for putting that ass picture up last FAF. hahahah

Nudity is bad! Plz send PMs. Thank you.

I am a blogger.

I have one kid.

I have a strange attachment to the Pokemon games.

I'm actually getting out of blogging and trying to sell off some sites.

I have two published games. One is a card game the other is a tile laying game.

I used to write software for money.

I enjoy writing database applications.

I have an office supply fetish.