My inner voice is a m*********ing b***h.

Which one?

Interesting question...
ALthough nowhere near as interesting as some of the responses :| Plime, home of the neurotic.

Mine sounds like me, or how my voice sounds to me, maybe a few years younger. My voice doesn't sound to me the way it actually does. I hate how it actually sounds.

I don't hear a voice.... I'm trying to pin it down. I suppose it's just my own voice.

But what it says isn't great. It's always my voice of doubt. Before I take any risk I have to talk my inner-voice into it first. It also doesn't like who I am much. It's the irrational side of me, I think. The irrational, needy, silly, cowardly side.

Ever since I saw the latest version of Stranger Than Fiction, the narrator of that movie has narrated whatever I read. Sometimes, though, it's Tilda Swinton. That much I can not explain.

Reference voice:


Tilda Swinton, playing Gabriel in Constantine. Usually what she sounds like:

My inner voice sounds a little like Sean Connery, except with a English accent instead of a Scottish one.

Today, my inner voice sounds like the Geico gecko.

Oh great! Now mine does too.
Thanks a lot, kakana.