It seems that these roasts will be somewhat sporadic. Which is cool, so that they don't get to tired and overdone.

This time, it's Suebe on the block.

If you are interested in being roasted, bearing in mind that the line is long and it may take quite a while to get to you, you can sign up here

Kind, sweet, loving, and beautiful... These are not words often used to describe Suebe.

Suebe is so old she still refers to the Beatles as "those cute young wipper-snappers from Liverpool". When God said "let there be light" he asked Suebe to hit the switch.

I read in the paper once that a cougar was on the loose in NYC. I figured it was just suebe, but it turned out it was a mountain cat.

She is my kind of gal. Already broken in, and out, in and out, in and out.

I hear they found the partial remnants of one of Suebe's old tampons. The cotton must have deteriorated over time.

s**t, I was wondering where that was.

I'd make a joke about Suebe, but I was told to respect my elders. >_>

Scientist believe that global warming may have been caused by Suebe's hot flashes...

I don't have hot flashes. I have short, private vacations in the tropics.

bump!

Sorry Suebe it's a roast.

Suebe has so many hotflashe the Boy & Girl Scouts of America keep here on standby during there annual Camp outs.
just in case some kid can't get a fire started

Suebe’s always been a bit of a swinger. Instead of an umbilical cord, she was born with a bungee cord.

Suebe thinks that Menopause is the time spent between boyfriends.

I wouldn't say Suebe's old, but when she heard the Big Bang was about to start she came running with whipped cream and leather restraints.

Suebe is extremely Nice! A little too nice.

PM me for the pics and video!

Suebe has mentioned her BF a few times. What she hasn't mentioned is that her BF is Father Time. They've been happily together since The Black Plague started in Europe. :D

NEWS FLASH:

"This just in scientists have discovered DIRT older than Suebe!
And now to our internet reporter currenly logged into Plime."

Scientists have also discovered that Suebe's hot flashes are the true reason for global warming.

And she is a babe.She has big feet.

Aww, c'mon you guys! Be nice!

I couldn't say anything bad about Suebe, it would be like saying something bad about my grandmother.

Well, that explains why DEP leaves her alone.