As I was eating my dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets (thanks mrs. poop!) I was thinking about what real dinosaurs taste like...

A guy I work with says they probably tasted like buffalo meat.

What do you think? What would dinosaurs taste like? Any good dinosaur recipes that have been passed down in your family through the generations?

Herbivores or carnivores?

Undoubtedly, they taste like chicken.

If my chicken nuggets are any indication, you're right.

They taste just like they smell...

DELICIOUS!

Depends on what marinade you use.

Wait a second...

Where's Jesus Christ? Shouldn't he know?

My great great great grandmother, Nordic she was, used to have a really good recipe for what she called 'the wee beasties'.
Cooked with lots of root vegetables, leeks and cabbage.

It's been said that it's a very dark red meat, somewhat like beef, only with a gamier and stronger taste.
But alas, we shall never truly know.

Pity.

I get excited when they find Wooly Mammoths preserved in ice. I wonder why they've never made steaks out of them.

Or at least jerky, eh.

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dinosaur ribs.

I think it would depend on the kind of dinosaur. I've never eaten much in the way of reptiles. Maybe dinosaur would taste like alligator but less muddy.

I bet T-Rex would taste like awesome.

Dinosaurs taste like ass.

I think you've been eating dinosaur asses

Tossing Dino Salads, if you will...

Licking the choco-saurus.

Tasting the ancient purple starfish.

Tyrannosaurus Yum!

But wouldn't the ass be the most succulent part? Who doesn't like a good rump roast?

Do you think dinosaurs would be sufficiently fatty to make dinosaur bacon?

You just caused my computer to reboot due to an overload of awesomeness.

considering that they are most closely related to modern birds, I am betting on the "tastes like chicken" statements.

I expected you to have first hand experience, Steel. How disappointing.

Ask Suebe

I've eaten crocodile. I'd imagine they'd be quite similar to that.

Although given the last one died 65 million years ago, I'd imagine they're a bit "gamey" by now.