Spam

So, we fixed spam on posting links (a little bit).

But we did added spam on this thread.

Hmmm

Early days, but this seems like a smaller problem.

If the spam is all contained here, then it makes it a little easier to deal with.

Did you plan this? There's like no spam in any other thread.

It's the title. It has to be.

It's like a weird internet flytrap only I get to do stuff to the flies and make them say weird things.

This place is where people are redirected when they face minimum level barriers, hence the spam in here.

Spam

I see. Clever.

Also so far enormously entertaining.

I really shouldn't be doing this. I'm the new guy. I should really stand back and alter as little as possible about the virtual landscape until people've had a chance to get to know me.

but god there's just something so tempting about being able to instantly edit spam

is

is this what power feels like

oh god i can't wait for it to go to my head

Enter seocompny6.

*stares*




welcome to plime...you'll fit in just fine

there has to be some way to parlay this into ruling the world.

there just has to.

An intimidating stare?

A really big stick?

Meat hooks?

do you have understanding of digital watches?

I was thinking less "creepy guy in alleyway" and more "total global domination", but I'm pretty sure a large enough stick should help.

enough to know they are the FINEST INVENTION THIS WORLD HAS EVER SEEN

What's the point of hanging out in alleyways if you're not going to be creepy?

Well, obviously, and nobody would ever deny the societal importance of a hulking, bearded, trenchcoated man mouth-breathing heavily in a filthy alleyway, but once you've gone so far, I mean, your schedule just fills up.

You've got hours, daily, of leering, ogling and staring you need to burn through, (and let me tell you, perfecting your Unnerving Glare is NOT a single night's work) and then there's all the inappropriate contact with women and minors on public transportation you'll need to keep up with, the furious masturbation in grade school playgrounds, the hours of standing motionless in the rain right outside someone's front door...

It just leaves almost no time for total global domination, is what it is.

Yeah, that just flew right past creepy, didn't it?


*puts meat hooks back in the drawer*

out of curiosity, what's past creepy?

Thx for the guide

you're welcome :)

Last time I checked, Jerry. But he hasn't been around lately, so it might be Moe now.

You could get in line for the job if you want.