Up next on the hot, roasty, toasty, dangerously scandalous, Roast Seat is the one, the only, the recently married, incredibly talented with photoshop after a few glasses of wine, she smells of elberberries, ladies and gentle men... KEROBEROS32!!!!!!

Hope you are ready Kero, keep in mind the Roast Throne does have a seat belt incase this ride gets a bit rough...

*giggles*

If you are interested in being roasted, bearing in mind that the line is long and it may take quite a while to get to you, you can sign up here

I'd hit that!

Dude, you're doing it wrong. Unless you actually meant you'd hit her >_<

She' a babe in the first degree.

KEROBEROS32 is so short you can see her feet on her drivers license.


and they are ugly too

Dude, you're still doing it wrong. It's not the "kiss ass" thread it's a roast thread. Sheesh :)

You are just Jealous, Doggy... Bornbad is in the States and you wish your D!ck was long enough to go across the pond...

It is long enough to go across a pond, a pond that you'd use this for




Wait, what the....

So the 32 in keroberos32. Is that her dress size?

Kero married a frenchman.

/end thread.

Kero is turning 25 tomorrow, but she already looks like 28.

Yeah. I'm pretty sure chez just won this one.

No SAT score!

I came here to say something roasty about Kero, but I honestly cannot...she's really really nice and sent me some cool stuff from her trip to Belize.

I'd roast Kero, but she's already pretty toasty.

Many thanks to the roast master, MuppetMaker, who knowing that the economy is not good in this country he was forced to take the only job that was left in his field. Gracefully he accepted the humblest of positions at the Jim Henson company.

He even got a new title:

MuppetBlower...

Gonzo is very fond of him...

OOps, wrong flippin thread