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Posted: 1 year ago by DoggyLives:
WooHoo, I got my very first scammer email. I've waited for this day for so long...
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Hello.
This letter may come to you as a surprise due to the fact that we have not yet met. I have to say that I have no intentions of causing you any pains so i decided to contact you through this medium.
As you read this, I don't want you to feel sorry for me, because, I believe everyone will die someday. My name is Almir Mubaraq, a merchant in Dubai, in the U.A.E. I have been diagnosed with prostate and esophageal Cancer that was
discovered very late due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all form of medicine and right now, I have only about a few months to live according to medical experts.
I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone not even myself but my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focus on my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that
there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world.
I believe if i have a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it. Now that I know my time is near, I have willed and given most of my properties and assets to my immediate and extended family members and as well as a few close friends and Schools in the
UAE. I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to be one of the last good deeds I do on earth.
So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, England and Ireland. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this my self! any more. I once asked members of my family but don't want to burden them any longer
I want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatched it to charity
organizations and let them know that it is I Almir Mubaraq that is making this generous donation.
I am writing this from my laptop computer in my hospital bed in England where I wait for my time to come. If you are interested to help me i will give you more
information about this like the amount that i deposited in the bank and Contact of the bank so you can contact them. I will also send you pictures of my self when in the hospital.
Note that you will take 20% out of the funds and give 80% to the charity organizations. I pray that God uses you to support and assist me with good heart
God be with you.
If you can help respond back to me on my private email: (Removed by DL in case anyone tries to ruin my fun by emailing this dude)
Almir Mubaraq
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I replied...
Hello. I'm very sorry to hear that you are so ill! I'm glad however to hear that you are a changed person and have had a "Road to Damascus" moment that has prompted you to be so generous.
I would LOVE to help you distribute your wealth to charities and would gladly accept 20% of your deposit. I am a "little person" so the money would help me buy some cushions for my car seat to enable me to see over my steering wheel.
I'll be glad to do anything I can to help. Just email me and let me know how I can help you in any way.
P.s I'd really like to see a photo of you so that I can pray for you while looking at it. As soon as you send me a photo I will be glad to start helping you
Yours sincerely
Mike c**tzitchi
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I'm going to keep him going for as long as possible and try and get him holding a "Hello Plime" sign whilst only wearing his underpants
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Posted: 1 year ago by dOntEAtpOOp:
Did you really sign it Mike Kuntzinchi?
That's awesome. I look forward to updates.
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Posted: 1 year ago by pocksucket:
If you're going to keep talking to him, tell him that you hate the idea of him sitting there in the hospital bed waiting to die, all alone.
Tell him you want to arrange to come visit him and ask him which hospital he is in.
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Posted: 1 year ago by DoggyLives:
« dOntEAtpOOp : Did you really sign it Mike Kuntzinchi?
That's awesome. I look forward to updates. Yeh, the emails above are direct c&p's. Any other emails I'll c&p too.
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Posted: 1 year ago by DoggyLives:
« pocksucket : If you're going to keep talking to him, tell him that you hate the idea of him sitting there in the hospital bed waiting to die, all alone.
Tell him you want to arrange to come visit him and ask him which hospital he is in. Lol, will do.
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Posted: 1 year ago by clscott645:
Wow, this is the first one I have seen like this. All the rest are fugitives from Africa after their (wealthy beyond belief) father was killed and they need MY help to move the money.
I really hope he answers you. Can't wait to hear updates!!
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Posted: 1 year ago by DoggyLives:
I got a reply!
Hello.
I acknowledge your willingness to assist me. I need you to collect my 5million Five million Pounds lodged with the Bank in England and distribute 80% of it based on my instructions to orphanages in any charity organization of your choice and you will keep 20% for your self for your kindness. I would need the following information from you so i can contact you any time i want.
1. Your full name.
2.Telephone and fax number
3. A Picture of you so i will know who i am dealing with
Nothing would please me more than to know that you will disburse the funds discreetly helping the poor orphans.
I got your contact through our trade mission .I deemed it necessary to contact you for this trustworthy transaction. All whom I needed is a sincere, honest trustworthy individuals whom will absolve assist me.
Below is the contact of the bank in England.
Name of Bank: United National Bank.
Name to contact: Mr. Sean Williams
United National Bank
Tel: +44-7*6-40*-70**
Fax: +44-2**-78*-3422
Mobile:+44-70*-407-5**7
Email: (Removed by DL for the same reasons as above)
Private email: (Removed by DL
You are to contact the accountant of UN Bank Mr.Sean Williams to tell you what to do. I have already told him you will contact him so he will be waiting for you. On the attachment you will find my resent pictures in the hospital.
If you can not get the bank on the phone because of the time diffence i will advice you send them an email so they can respond back to you.
Almir Mubaraq
(Here's the pics he attached)
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My reply...
Thank you for replying. Your pictures made me cry. You look so frail and ill. My telephone number is 07796756645 and my full name is Mike c**tzitchi. I don't have a fax machine, sorry about that. I've attached a recent photograph of myself too.
I'd be really pleased if you could hold up a sign in a photo and if the sign could read, "HELLO PLIME". My daughters name is Plime and she'd love to see that. I showed her your photos and she felt really sorry for you.
I hope you feel ok and not too ill. I can't wait to help you distribute your money to the poor orphans.
I hope you get better soon.
Mike
(Photo of "Myself" I attached)
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Any ideas on how to lead him on ect gladly welcomed :)
*edit* I removed the guys email and telephone number in case some smart ass tries to ruin my fun by rumbling me :)
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Posted: 1 year ago by clscott645:
OMG Doggy!!
If you really get him to hold that sign up, you will truly be my hero and Pock will have to take a back seat to you, my new favorite Brit.
This is rich!!
Your "pic" is killing me!!
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Posted: 1 year ago by cheeselog1234:
*waits*
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Posted: 1 year ago by unzercharlie:
This is the best thread.
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Posted: 1 year ago by soreen:
Reminds me of Mahir
I kiss you.!
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Posted: 1 year ago by nursevl:
« soreen : Reminds me of Mahir
I kiss you.! Gruesome!
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Posted: 1 year ago by DoggyLives:
New reply.
Hello.
How are you? I am happy i found some one like you. I have contacted Mr. Sean Williams he will be waiting for you to contact him so he can tell you how to proceed.
Please i need your trust i will be having my surgery 3 days from today and my Doctor said it is 50/50 chances that i will survive please pray for me.
As soon as you contact Mr. Sean Williams do let me know.
Almir Mubaraq
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My reply
I will be praying as hard as my brain will allow. I hope upon hope that your appendix operation goes okay. I've tried contacting Mr.Williams and he won't answer his phone :( (maybe he's doing a ho) I do hope that everything will go smoothly as I really need some money and the 20% of your 5 million will really help clear some of my overdraft.
Could you please send me a photo of you holding a sign to say hello to my daughter. She's called Plime, so if you could hold up a sign saying, "HELLO PLIME" I would be SO grateful and she will probably have a little wee in her pants with excitement. Even if you could get one of your friends to hold it up in the photo I would love it. I understand it might be difficult for you to do your self with your illness. As soon as I receive the photo I will try to contact Mr.Williams again.
I really want a new television and a Wii so I hope I can get hold of Mr.Williams soon and get the money. Oh and help the poor orphans of course.
All my love in Christ.
Mike
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I think I need to convince him I'm genuine. Any idea's?
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Posted: 1 year ago by DoggyLives:
I just googled the telephone number 'Almir Mubaraq' gave me to call and found this. lmfao
Do these people think that no one uses google?!
The same number is used in this lottery scam too
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Posted: 1 year ago by Kendar:
*trembles with excitement* I really hope he sends those pics! I wonder if he is smart enough to realize it won't be the same guy in the pictures he already sent? Maybe he will get his wife and kids to hold the sign up.
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Posted: 1 year ago by Wingnut:
DL, if you get that picture, I will find and upvote every single post, news item and edit that you've ever added to Plime.
Of course, I will expect 20% of your karma as payment for this service. I will give you the name of the karma bank officer to contact once you have given me your name, address, telephone and credit card numbers.
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Posted: 1 year ago by DoggyLives:
« Wingnut : DL, if you get that picture, I will find and upvote every single post, news item and edit that you've ever added to Plime.
Of course, I will expect 20% of your karma as payment for this service. I will give you the name of the karma bank officer to contact once you have given me your name, address, telephone and credit card numbers. Oooooooo, sounds like a deal to me
*Toddles off to pm bank details to WN*
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Posted: 1 year ago by sykeo56:
This is just soooo rich!
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Posted: 1 year ago by DoggyLives:
« sykeo56 : This is just soooo rich! Noooo, Imma gonna be so rich when I get this 20%. Wanna go splitsies?
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Posted: 1 year ago by suebe:
« DoggyLives : Noooo, Imma gonna be so rich when I get this 20%. Wanna go splitsies? I'll go splitsies with you!
Your daughter,
Plime
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Posted: 1 year ago by ftfd09:
DL - this is your long lost son Emilp
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