So you're watching the big game, featuring your favorite team, with your buddies, when your lady calls and guarantees sex if you come over right now. You can't watch the game later, or get sex later that day or the next. What do you do?

I'd leave the game and sex her up. Shit, with me she'll be lucky if it takes two minutes. I could probably stop for beer and still make it back before the 1st quarter was over.

Sex. There are always other games.

Sex.

Although you should probably see the bigger picture. If it was the exact same scenario any my special lady-friend called me up to say that the neighbourhood kids had flung horse poop all over the house and she wanted me to clean if off I'd look on it as a good excuse as to get out of a crappy afternoon watching sport.

You could say I'm not a sports fan.

This guy's choice is obvious

Edit: Then again, more likely he has no choice.

Gee, tough question. Watch sweaty dudes throw balls, kick balls, run, whatever OR sexy time

I'm gonna go with sex.

The only time I'd even have to think about it is during the six nations or the world cup

This is a trick question right?

I cannot think of any guy that would not choose sex over sport.

Hell, given a choice where sex is the alternative to something else which is an everyday activity then sex wins hands down every time.

Are you on the Internet, at work?

You're fired!

No I am having a day off with my daughter. like I do every Tuesday. Once she wakes up from her afterlunch nap I will be switching off the pooter and going to either the beach or the park with girl and camera.

Okay, reinstated. Just make sure I don't find you slacking.

Also, I have to go and sort Mrs.DL's horses out now, and it's pissing it down :( Can ya make us a hot toddy for when I get back?

I guess I'm lucky....usually the missus is watching the big game with me....and the sex is much more exciting when our team wins.

I have the honor of being the first girl to post in a thread about sex AND sports...

Here is my take on it:

Have sex WHILE watching sports...

Honestly, the question's never come up. I don't watch sports... probably because I'm always so busy having sex.

well ... considering that all the sex i've ever had were sub-par at best, i'll just go with sports.

i really don't care for sports at all, but at least i won't hurt myself while watching it, and get an UTI afterward.

... time for a new boyfriend.

I probably wouldn't be watching the sport anyway, I'd be bored to tears. So sex.

Or if I was the girlfriend placing the call, and you ignored me for the sport? I would so dump you.

Sex...no choice. Now if it was Desperate Housewives I might have to fight her off or just go at it during commercials. But sports < sex.

Game. There are always other ladies.

Gotta go with everyone else here and say sex.

But I'm with Marz, if my boyfriend picks sports over sex, might need to re-think things.

this is simple, have sex then. and shell be happy enough to have sex later. record game.
watch game later.
have sex later also.
win win

s**tfaced on Sunday, work on Monday,
Tuesday's kind of a drag
Wednesday's a hummer, Thursday's a bummer,
Fridays I'm half in the bag
Saturday evenin' I'm still reelin'
from a ten pack of Smirnoff nips
Now I can barely see your face,
so put away those chains and whips

(chorus:)
'Cause I say
Let's do it doggy style
Let's do it doggy style
Let's do it doggy style so we can both watch TV

January, February, April May June and July
August September, October November
Whatever happened to March?
New Year's evenin', I'm still reelin'
from a twelve pack of Miller beer
Quit blockin' the television, babe
and get your sweet *** over here

(chorus)

Now Hee-Haw is my favorite program
and Flipper and The Simpsons ain't bad
Now I don't like The Nanny,
but I like watching her fanny
and Gloria's gotten so fat that it makes me sad
Yeah, that Ginger's is-a one hot tomato
but I think I prefer Mary Ann
Now if you don't wanna do it,
the hell with it, screw it
Just don't let me take matters into my own hands

(chorus x 3)
Yeah, yeah

(spoken during final chorus #2:)
Come on, honey
Could you move your head just a little to the left?
That's good

I'm very surprised everyone's picking sex. All you horndogs really can't do without for two days?

But then again, I'm married, so I'm used to long stretches of inactivity.