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Posted: 2 years ago by gratheo:
I heard these today and they need to be shared with other Plimates. Trust me, you'll laugh...
Pick up lines:
Hey, baby. The word of the day is 'legs'. Why don't you and I go back to my place and spread the word.
You look depressed. Why don't you put your head on my lap, and talk about the first big thing that comes up.
Let's talk some math. You plus me, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.
Got any others like these? Other phrases with double meanings?
Score: [-] 12 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by MaskedWriter:
Aaack! Those *[lines] are... terrible. My eyes! My eyes!
*[Edit for clarification:]
Score: [-] 54 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Bandit:
« MaskedWriter : Aaack! Those are... terrible. My eyes! My eyes! This is more of a "post pick up line."
...after she has pepper-sprayed you.
Score: [-] 73 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Hoosker:
« Bandit : This is more of a "post pick up line."
...after she has pepper-sprayed you. Heh!
Score: [-] 0 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by runninutes:
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you file a restraining order against me?
Are you a thief? Because my wallet's missing.
Are your legs tired? Because those heels look really tall.
If I was writing the alphabet, I'd but U and V together.
Dang. I'm really bad at this.
Score: [-] 63 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by TheBlueFrog:
Was your daddy a meat thief? Cause it looks like someone took two fine Christmas hams and stuffed them down the back of your dress.
"Hey, is that a $25 bill???" Then you bend down in front of her and let your pants fall down so your ass shows.
Score: [-] 36 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by Browntrout:
« TheBlueFrog : Hey, is that a $25 bill???" Then you bend down in front of her and let your pants fall down so your ass shows. Then some guy parks his bicycle in it!
Score: [-] 25 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by makri:
A gay bar pick up line (I suppose it could be used with ladies too): "May I push in your stool?"
Not sure how successful it'd be with either target audience.
Score: [-] 36 [+].
Posted: 2 years ago by TheStep:
My favourite pick-up line is "does this rag smell of choloform?"
xD
Score: [-] 49 [+].
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