Either answer your phone on the second ring, or put it on vibrate.

Your ring tone is not cute or make you more cool.

No one cares that James Earl Jones is a close personal friend of yours and recorded a personalized ring-tone asking you to "...turn to the dark side Dave."

If you change your ring tone, there is no need to share your trendiness with the rest of the world, especially if you're over 35.

In fact--if you're over 35, you're no longer trendy at all. Please act like an adult.

-Thank you.

Bandit, I think I love you.



I rarely answer my phone, but I always silence it as soon as I get to it (not to be curtious to those around me, it just annoys me).

I'm afraid I might smash my roomie's phone sometime. I hate it more and more every time it goes off. And it is LOUD. Ugh.

The only thing I hate more than obnoxious ring tones are the "Blue Tooth Buffoons" who walk around with those gadgets hanging out of their ears, talking at the top of their voice as if nobody else were around.

In a meeting - turn your freakin' phone off! In a restaurant - step outside if the call is so important you can't miss it!

Oh - and when you're assigned to my crew, do NOT bring your cellphone to a place where we are at the minimum 1000km from the nearest celltower - you will NOT get cell service and do not b***h to me about it!!!

It happens all the time. I'll be out someplace, and see someone walking towards me. They're often making eye contact with me and talking. I naturally assume they're talking to me and usually start to say something like, "I'm sorry, didn't catch that?" Then I notice as they brush past me, still talking (or is some cases shouting), the little thingie hanging from their ear.
Honestly, if you can't be disconnected from your phone or iPotty long enough to grab a bag of chips and a gallon of milk, perhaps you should see a doctor.

There was this chick I went to art school with and she would always talk on her little ear phone thingie and we would always think she was talking to herself which lead to the nickname "Skitzo".

Heh, that has been one of the weirdest things I've had to got used to after moving to north america - that there are actually places where your cell phone doesn't work. It's a scary thing when you've gotten used to countrywide coverage.

Adds a whole new level of excitement to driving when it's blizzard, -40 and you're out of reach of cell phone towers.

I use my bluetooth thingie in the car. Sometimes I forget it, but when I realize it is still on my ear, two hours later, I feel embarrassed.

One day, I got out of the car. It was late in the evening, but I had to get the horses from the field into the barn.

The horses were snorting and prancing and in a generally foul mood. They wouldn't come near me. Then I realized the problem: My bluetooth thingie was blinking that weird-ass blue logo. It was freaking out the horses.

Did you warn the horses that resistance was futile and they would be assimilated?

Lol!

Wait, so you're saying that not every single inch of the planet gets a signal??! I thought the only way to lose signal was to go in the middle of the second basement!

No, actually, when I had the box-style Nokia back in the day I would often lose service in Missouri.

Aw - you mean people DON'T like my nifty custom Halo monks ringtone? (j/k - anyone who doesn't know the game thinks it's creepy.)

I have mine set to vibrate, then ring. That way I can usually get to it before it actually makes noise, but if it's not on me, I can still hear it when it does.

I use a borg headset in the car, too, and sometimes outside of it, but I always try to talk normally on it. I mean, the whole point of getting a fancy expensive headset is that it has a great microphone and I don't need to yell, even in the wind, right?

Apparently, they don't include that little piece of information in the user's manual.

some plimer posted that a while ago. take a look at the the cell phones and car ads...second row on the right hand side. its great!

"If i made foamy ringtones they would go somthing like this If you hear the sound of my voice kill whoever is holding the phone. i bet they wouldnt let it go past the first ring."

i never have my cell phone make noises i dont like the once they give me with the phone and i will not dare waste my money on buying one

Gawd, I haven't been to that site in ages! Heh, I kinda forgot it existed :p

I liked the "certified pre-owned vehicle" part.

I live in Saskatchewan, Canada. They call cars "magical horseless wagons" here.

dont eskimoos live in Saskatchewan Canada hahah

i kid i kid

I have a cell phone. I hate the rest of the cellars. That is all.

Oh yeah..."IN YOUR A$$!"