Happy Mother's day ~ Whether you are mom to one



Or many



You rock!

Have a great day!

Happy Mother's Day, Mommas!

Happy Mothes day to all of you amazing ladies. Keep on squirting out the kiddos. First time moms remember ID is a great name for babies.

You Know You Are A Mother When........




1. Your feet stick to the kitchen floor.....and you don't care.

2. When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.

3. You can't find your cordless phone, so you ask a friend to call you, and you run around the house madly, following the sound until you locate the phone downstairs in the laundry basket.

4. You spend an entire week wearing sweats.

5. Your idea of a good day is making it through without a child leaking bodily fluids on you.

6. Popsicles become a food staple.

7. Your favorite television show is a cartoon.

8. Peanut butter and jelly is eaten at least in one meal a day.

9. You're willing to kiss your child's boo-boo, regardless of where it is.

10. Your baby's pacifier falls on the floor and you give it back to her, after you suck the dirt off of it because you're too busy to wash it off.

11. Your kids make jokes about burping, pooping, etc. and you think it's funny.

12. You're so desperate for adult conversation that you spill your guts to the telemarketer that calls and HE hangs up on YOU!

13. Spit is your number one cleaning agent.

14. You're up each night until 10 PM vacuuming, dusting, wiping, washing, drying, loading, unloading, shopping, cooking, driving, flushing, ironing, sweeping, picking up, changing sheets, changing diapers, bathing, helping with homework, paying bills, budgeting, clipping coupons, folding clothes, putting to bed, dragging out of bed, brushing, chasing, buckling, feeding (them, not you), PLUS swinging, playing baseball, bike riding, pushing trucks, cuddling dolls, roller balding, basketball, football, catch, bubbles, sprinklers, slides, nature walks, coloring, crafts, jumping rope, PLUS raking, trimming, planting, edging, mowing, gardening, painting, and walking the dog. You get up at 5:30 AM and you have no time to eat, sleep, drink or go to the bathroom, and yet...you still managed to gain 10 pounds.
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15. In your bathroom there is toothpaste on the light fixtures, water all over the floor, a dog drinking out of the toilet and body hair forming a union to protest unsafe working conditions.

16. You buy cereal with marshmallows in it.

17. The closest you get to gourmet cooking is making rice crispies bars.

Happy Mother's Day!

Like His Mother Used to Do

He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard…
Not like his mother used to make.

I didn’t make the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.

I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I smacked him upside his head –
Like his mother used to do.

Happy Mothers Day !!!

Happy Mother's Day, ladies!

There are a few versions of this going around, so here are two of them. Original by Theodore Morse and Howard Johnson. More on Mothers and Mother's Day here.

M, is for the Million things she gave me
O, means only that she's growing Old
T, is for the Tears were shed to save me.
H, is for her Heart of purest gold.
E, is for her Eyes with love-light shining
R, means Right as right she will always be,
Put them all together they spell MOTHER,
A word that means the world to me.

M, is for the Mercy she posesses
O, means that I Owe her all I Own
T, is for her Tender, sweet caresses
H, is for her Hands that made a Home
E, means Everything she's done to help me
R, means Real and Regular, you see
Put them all together they spell Mother
A word that means the world to me.

I'd hoped to find Tommy Tune's version, but natch. Country music alert!

sad i had a fight with my mom satrday over how long my sister is going to stay with us. end result eela and i are getting a place elsewhere

saw one near the nice Sankey mini lake. small 2 bedroom but ok for my work and a bedroom for us.

well mom thank you for all - to both - u and dad and i hope we are talking next mothers day