The s**tness, it burns!

Suebe, I'm sending my Optometrist, Psychiatrist and Legal bills to your house thankyouverymuch...

Don't Mess With Turtles

I think if you can be taken down by a turtle, well then, it's probably best, for the survival of your species, that you are.

Good point!

The Anatomy of a Lego Figure

This has to be (is) worse than anything I've ever posted.

That's high praise from you!

Benny Hinn?
Crazed Mob member @ a TownHall meeting?

Of all the super powers there are, that's got to be one of the worst.

Certainly I'd wear a mask to hide my secret identity if I were going to fight crime, vigilante style using just the power of my armpit stink.

I dunno, this rates pretty high >_<

Smiting is an awesome power to have, no matter what part of your body it comes out of.

And you've no room to talk. Rumour has it your secret crime fighting identity is Mr Hands.

You do have a point there. Plus I'm not going to argue with a guy who has lightening issuing forth from his chin

That identity died some time ago. An unfortunate clash with my arch nemesis Horse Dick