Hello I am Serenity lead singer for Avaldan.

Hi Serenity, welcome to Plime!

Don't just leave us hanging, tell us about your band! :)

i go by 'xv' as often as i can get away with it, i'm a professional starving writer living somewhere in America.

i've written about a hundred internet articles under a variety of names, as well as several books you may have read at some point.

i'm not going to tell you my name or the names of the books, in case you've read them.

one of them i'm quite proud of. it sold, i believe, perhaps forty copies in total.

one of them was absolute garbage written for a quick buck.

unfortunately, that one sold quite well.

Chalk it up as a partial success.

Welcome to Plime, XV.

well, I got a house out of it.

i also have a horrible, horrible book I won't even let my mother read attached to my name.

Evens out, i suppose.

Until my mother reads it and immediately disowns me.

also, thank you. I've been visiting here for almost a year, i figured i should probably post something at some point.

Your real name isn't Dan Brown is it?

I've cracked the code.

If I was Dan Brown, I wouldn't care if you knew who I was.

If you had any problems with me, I would send my Dan Brown Ninja Assault Force composed of swarthy Mediterranean men dressed in armored suits made entirely out of Kevlar-treated wads of money after you.

That or just do as Liberace did and cry my way to the bank.

I like this guy... can we keep him?

watch me turn out to actually be Dan Brown and you come to regret these words so very, very deeply

Are you kidding me? I heart Dan Brown... his last book, not so much... some how quite predictable... one overnight flight to Europe I'll never get back

You have clearly never had a midnight visitation from the Dan Brown Ninja Assault Force.

Actually I did... I invited them to stay and drink Ouzo with me while we played Russian Roulette with a semi-automatic...

I went last... for obvious reasons...

OK, but you have to remember to feed this one. We can't have an incident like...

The Last Time.

You killed the bloody Dan Brown Assault Ninja Force?

good lord, man, who will protect Mr. Brown from the Vatican's Cyborg Deacon Assassination Squad now?

I am not too proud for anthropophagy.

I want that known.

Yea...I'm thinking this one will fit in juuuuusst fine around these parts.

Yep. Passed the first stage of the initiation.

Now onto the hazing.

Awwww... MUST you bring THAT up!? :/

Got my crash helmet, change of socks, towel, Ekvel-Doss Skeleton Abacus and a small bag of fruit roll-ups for when I get hungry.

I am ready.

Then we shall begin.

Bring on the chickens.

NOBODY MENTIONED ANYTHING ABOUT CHICKENS WHEN I SIGNED ON FOR THIS