Sorry, can't just give it to ya, you gotta earn it.

You may fit in quite well here!

Hi, I'm Alan. I don't usually go by the name Pazez, but my friends complain about this site all of the time because it isn't "real news." They obviously actually go on it all of the time, and they don't know that I'm a closet nerd*.

I love Plime, and have been a contributor to W1k in my earlier years. My only complaint is that having both categories 'weird' and 'world' is a little redundant.

*Recovering from 4chan addiction.

Welcome, sir! Glad to have you here. Feel free to check out the FAQ. Also, we can help with that addiction. :D

Oh, but the scars, they shall always be there.

Those won't leave, my friend. *pats*

(:13-:20 point, if you can't figure it out)

Hey Alan, Alan, Alan, Alan



Welcome to Plime.

A far superior going on to 4chan I can assure you >_<

Welcome

hi everyone, i am drakebarry from holburn, london, uk.I am working as a financial advisory, my hobbies listing music, reading books, knowing different people .

Hi Drakebarry, Welcome to Plime.

I am sure you will have a lot of fun and enjoyment and contribution here as long as you:
1. Play by the rules (See the FAQ on the right)
2. Eat breakfast every day (Most important meal of the day)
3. Tell us your favourite fruit and why.
4. Don't SPAM (See point 1)

Hi everyone,

I'm new to the community - I just signed up today!

I'm looking forward to getting to know you all = I hear that you're a friendly group.

As for me, my name's Keith and I'm based here in the UK. My main interests include sports, reading, brewing beer and all things internet-related.

Best wishes,

Keith

My name is farawaymore.Nice to meet you everyone here.I'm sure I will learn a lot here.
I'm Chinese and I'm both learning English and Japanese now.
よろしくお願いします。
今後一緒に勉強しましょう！

Hi Keith.

Ever brewed anything with fruit?

Hi! I'm NWRAFTING. I operate a Rogue River Rafting Outfitter in Oregon. Our trips are multi-day river trips that include food, guides, gear and legendary rafting!

Are you actually NWRAFTING? I mean, is that what it says on your birth certificate? And is it in capitals there too?

Or do you represent a company called NWRAFTING?

And if it's the latter then did you come here and post this in the hope of attracting people to your business, get a spot of free advertising, as it were.

Before you answer, I should warn you that if it is the advertising one you've just discovered the quickest* way to get a ban round here.

And just out of interest, which goes best with apple pie, fresh cream or ice cream?

*I said quickest. It takes a while to build your karma up enough to do it the other way.

Why isn't sharp cheddar a choice?

Because I'm from Britain?

Well, I'm not Canadian, but I think cheddar is far better than either cream.

Canadian?

Fresh whipped heavy cream is best.