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Culinary Porn: Food That Makes Your Pants Explode
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 xvbones
5 months ago


Roasted Duck with spiced ginger cranberry sauce and a baked squash.

I keep trying to reach through my screen to get at it, and I keep failing miserably.

My cats are staring at me as I am pawing at my screen, whimpering like a puppy at this picture.

In my fridge is a lot of condiments and a few bottles of juice, in my freezer are some frozen pizzas, I am staring at this picture the same way I stare at pictures of Audrey Hepburn.


FOOD THAT IS LIKE SEX OR WAY BETTER, K GO
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 bingo
5 months ago
Chicken and dumplings


California rolls - well most sushi


Crisp roast duck


Though, not at the same time.
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 punthe
5 months ago
« xvbones : Food That Makes Your Pants Explode

Wait... these make my pants explode in a different way.
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 xvbones
5 months ago


Fried spicy tuna tempura roll




Kang Phed Ped Yang, roast duck and fresh fruit in coconut milk and curry sauce.

there's a thai place down the street.

i'm just gonna go give them some money, now
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 maven
5 months ago
Baked brie


With pears slices


Gingerbread waffles


And my brown butter blondies.

Or the toffee coffee blondies.

Or banana cookies with peanut butter filling.

Just saying.
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 punthe
5 months ago
Hell... any of the cookies that Maven makes are awesome to the max, eh!

Uh... YUMMO!!
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 xvbones
5 months ago
ladies and gentlemen, strawberry rhubarb pie.



oh my god, strawberry-rhubarb pie



i have turned down sex in favor of strawberry-rhubarb pie



"not now, cannot sex, must pie"
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42
 Moe
5 months ago
Who says you have to separate the two?
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43
 maven
5 months ago
Thank you, Punthe. :D

I prefer caramel apple pie.

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 bingo
5 months ago
« xvbones : ladies and gentlemen, strawberry rhubarb pie.

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oh my god, strawberry-rhubarb pie

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I have turned down sex in favor of strawberry-rhubarb pie

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"not now, cannot sex, must pie"
I made a fresh strawberry rhubarb pie 2 days ago with rhubarb from my moms yard.

It was GOOD

It's gone now

:(
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 maven
5 months ago
« Moe : Who says you have to separate the two?
Pie with a side of thigh?

*eeep!*
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 punthe
5 months ago
« maven : Thank you, Punthe. :D
I meant it. I loved every morsel of those delectable little treaty yummies!

Pssst... don't tell Mrs. Punthe, eh.
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 xvbones
5 months ago
« bingo:I made a fresh strawberry rhubarb pie 2 days ago with rhubarb from my moms yard.

It was GOOD

It's gone now

:(
/whine

/paw

/dejected

« Moe : Who says you have to separate the two?
cannot concentrate on thrust when there is pie.

pie uber alles
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 bingo
5 months ago
« xvbones : /whine

/paw

/dejected
Yeah...me too :(
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 BADbud
5 months ago
truffle butter FTW!

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18
 sidran32
5 months ago
Right now, I'm completely craving a burger and onion rings from Red Robin. D:
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 suebe
5 months ago
I just had a genuine New York City street fair hot Italian sausage and peppers hero. Mama cooked.

*looks for mylanta*
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 icepigs
5 months ago
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 xvbones
5 months ago
I would kill for a cannoli.

Nobody around here even knows what they are.

I go to a bakery that says "Italian Bakery" on the window - which is filled with french pastries, by the way - I ask them for a half-dozen cannoli, they look at my like my head is hanging off.

How hard is this?



Hard shell, heavy cream, powdered sugar, raspberries or chocolate chips optional.

Cannoli.

Don't put 'Italian' on the window if there's nothing Italian on the counter, goddamn it
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 maven
5 months ago
Raspberries AND Chocolate chips.

Ricotta cheese. No cream.

Trust me.
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 pocksuck...
3 months ago
If cheese sauce made with gorgonzola, roquefort and cream is wrong* then I don't want to be right.



*And yes, I'll admit that it probably is. Could have been worse - could have been made with butter.
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