Following on from here.

Go here for the next one

I can see it cropping up in low budget horror soon.

Water goes in, blood comes out.

Life is short; use your calculator naked.

Even more so considering that we're going on 45 minutes here and I suspect I've lost a measurable amount of blood. Encouraging it to gush forth with a saline solution might result in me passing out.

Might be time to cut down on the cocaine.

I think cutting down past 0 requires imaginary numbers...and those are painful, yeah?

Edit: Hallelujah, it stopped! A little light headed, but I am brave enough to go shower.

29 minutes and counting... maven, you alright?

I had a boca burger last night for the first time. Some friends encouraged me to try it, since I've been trying to cut down on red meat, but finding it extremely difficult to do so. I found it surprisingly delicious. Not a replacement for meat, but good enough that I might opt for that flavor instead of the cow on some occasions.

Every time I see a license plate with the slogan "Beautiful British Columbia" I think to myself:

The inventor of that slogan has clearly never been to Fort Nelson.

just a random question really,

I got an email the other day and the subject text was presetn but the body of the email was missing? any ideas as to why that is?

(i know there was a body to it as i spoke to them)

Work or school email account? Was there anything offensive in the body? My work email will sometimes strip out the body if there's something that trips the filter.

its on my hotmail, on my home pc so no filters or anyhting like that.

pssst, nice to see you around here again :)
Also, sorry I don't know why your email hates you.

Was it from someone's work or school account? I never had it happen that way, but it's possible...

i like to drop in every so often but the real world keeps stealing my plime time!!

Its hotmail to hotmail (it was sent from another contry tho?)

New York Daily News has a "Which celeb should play [Sarah] Palin[/i] slideshow.

Example (Angelina Jolie as Palin):



Only reason for posting this is to show an example of some really horrific photoshop skills.

f**k CRICKETS

I live downtown. In the very center of it. I can hear f**kING CRICKETS. I may have had a few beers, but these crickets don't belong here.

Edit: Semen displacement theory - the #1 party killer subject.

Not what you mean?

There was a cricket in the ceiling, just down the hall from my office a few weeks back. Surprisingly loud!

Fridays I am exhausted from the work week.

My neighbors are having a cookout/party/alcohol consuming event. Which is fine. Mobase and I won't stay very late...

But we still live next door.

It will be a long night.

my drunken rants are much more interesting

just sayin...










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Not meaning this either?