So, right after wrapping a birthday gift for a friend in several layers of duct tape (funny me, hurr hurr), I noticed I had left the price tag on it.

Karma is a b***h.

Especially when you call her names like that.

On faceBook, in Cafe World,
I have just seen Moe walking in my cofe and DEP served him a Pot Roast. (My other waiter is BornBad).

I have a friend who always leaves all price tags on the gifts. It is OK with me, I don't care.

I just bought myself a frozen turducken for xmas dinner.

...The cranial bones from anterior to posterior are as follows: Frontal bone, Ethmoid bone, Sphenoid bone, Parietal bones, Temporal bones, and the occipital bone. Facial bones, from inferior to superior are: Mandible, Maxillae, Palatine bones, Zygomatic bones, Vomer, Lacrimal bone, Inferior nasal conchae, and the Nasal bones...


...Anatomy is fascinating and all, but reading about it is incredibly boring...

And I still have three more chapters to read by Thursday, and have to remember most of the bones of the body including their various features like the mastoid and styloid processes of the occipital bone.

Fun times.

This all you need sofsr

They seem to have gotten their axial and appendicular bones mixed up. :P

But the harmony!!!!

I've done laundry, cleaned the kitchen, and started fish maintenance...it is now 530am

Here's a complete run of National Lampoon covers from 1971 - 1998.

Slacker.

You should put those in the images tab.
Very cool.

April 1971, the first of the Frazetta covers?

Some a*****es almost beat a guy to death because he was gay






The homophobe has this tattooed on his arm:



It’s a tattoo reading “[Thou] shall not lie with a male as one does with a woman. It is an abomination. Leviticus 18:22″.

One problem.
Leviticus also forbids tattooing.
In the very next chapter.

“Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD. Leviticus 19:28″

...Though I disagree with hating people, at least most don't go so far as to tattoo themselves with a statement saying they hate something.

Methinks there's something deeper going on with this fellow. I mean, really, who wakes up and says "You know, I feel so strongly about this issue that I'm going to get a permanent body marking for it!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Idiot...

I do have to make this point, however hysterical the above is:

If you were to lay with a woman and do NOTHING... then laying with a man and screwing would not be the same thing as laying with a woman that does nothing...

Just a different perspective...

The exterior surfaces have been pressure washed and all closets have now been thinned in preparation for please-buy-my-house-real-estate-hell.

Tomorrow, the garage.

Would you come over and work on my apartment??

Do you have experience with a paint brush? :D