Ooo, I do!

And I can stage like nobodies business. :D

I swear this keyboard has swapped the semi-colon key with the apostrophe key as I always hit ; instead of ' and it's the first keyboard I have used to suffer from this!

Today's Woot:

College Essentials DVD Movie - 24 Pack
$39.99 + $5 shipping



Movie List (24):

* Leaving Las Vegas
* Escape from New York
* The Usual Suspects
* Platoon
* Dances with Wolves
* Windtalkers
* Hoosiers
* Bull Durham
* Kingpin
* Wargames
* Hackers
* Antitrust
* Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
* This is Spinal Tap
* Airheads
* Spaceballs
* The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai
* Killer Klowns from Outer Space
* Legally Blond
* Heartbreakers
* The Cutting Edge
* Bio-Dome
* Back to School
* PCU

easy listening Melody Gardot

Um... Yeah, here you go.

I have a new computer monitor! :D

Got this message in response to a craigslist post about a Christmas tree I put for sale:

ruffy moore <ruffy.moore01@gmail.com>

Thanks for your response,am satisfied and would have loved to come but
am presently attending an official seminar,I will send you a Certified
check with extra $100 commission running around and upon clearance,the
mover will arrive your location for the pickup on my behalf.I will
like to make this arrangement as soon as possible so that you receive
the check and it clears your bank within 48hrs.I'm serious and will
love you to provide me with below for the payment asap:
*Owner's full name to write on the check
*Contact Address with zip code not P.O Box
*Last asking price...and
*Phone number to reach for easier communication
You don't have to worry because the check is active and I will wait
you receive money in hands before the Mover comes for the pickup.I'm a
God fearing and I request you above information to overnight the
payment through UPS service with tracking number for your
confirmation.Please get back and keep off other buyers.

Thanks

--
Hi,

Do you still have the item available?


Thanks in advance.
*******************************

Then, I searched on his name and found this

Spent your first pay cheque already?

Not quite- I've yet to receive my schedule, but my Uncle gave me a comp monitor of his, and it works great.

Cool - first pay cheque really should go on beer.

Aren't you tired of tan lines on your feet? Well now those days of being laughed at are over thanks to Skymall and Solafeet Foot Tanner

That crazy bible. Always telling people what to do....

opec countries / saudi want money cause the world is going to be buyin less oil in the next few years. cause we will use more solar/ hydrogen/ electricity etc

Cool so can i tell my buyers that they need to pay me if they are going to china / a cheaper / better alternative

Where is everybody?

I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Of course, then you'd learn the answer anyway...

/creepy

Juss gott phree phffillings done.

I phffeel like Daphffy Duck.

I was taking a nap, IP no need to be so loud! I have to go to class in about 10 mins, what do you want?

I was just missing you.

:(

And what am I? Chopped Liver?

I don't think you're pate, Ms Kero.