A co-worker informed me that she has a fat cat and went on to show me pictures. The cat is indeed quite fat, looks like it's 25 lbs or so.

Anyway, this prompted me to start on some 'yo cat is so fat' jokes and I was wondering what sort of fat-cat jokes you plimates can come up with? I'm not looking for 'yo momma' jokes with the word cat edited in, I'm hoping for cat specific fat jokes.

Here are a few I came up with, please add your own:

Yo cat is so fat its stripes are stretch marks

Yo cat is so fat its hairballs look like a shag rug

Yo cat is so fat it got hired for a Broadway musical

Yo cat is so fat you gotta roll it to the litter box

Yo cat is so fat it can be used for every item on the Chinese menu

Yo cat is so fat it looks like a chubby mountain lion

Yo cat is so fat the zoo is featuring it in an exhibit

Yo cat is so fat its terds are used to make cabins

Yo cat is so fat, when it chases the laser pointer it feels like an earthquake

Yo cat is so fat it makes Garfield look skinny

Yo cat is so fat its cat box is a double wide (via pixledust from worth1000)

Yo cat is so fat it uses the city dump as a litter box.

OMG, I about spit beer on that one! lol


Yo cat is so fat it broke yo mama's legs when it jumped on her lap.

The feline that you own is very obese.
Obesity is not a laughing matter.

Did I do it right?

Yo cat is so fat that when it sits around the house, it sits around the house.

A few from PhilGTaylor on worth:

Yo cat is so fat that it sat on your lap and broke it.

Yo cat is so fat that it does not need to run to catch mice, they are breeding in its skin folds.

Yo cat is so fat that when it sits around the house, everybody suffocates.

Yo cat is so fat that when it sheds, you can stuff a quilt.