Idea comes from the phlebotomist who drew my blood today. Things like...Lemonade Stands for Prostate Cancer. Bake Sale for Yeast Infection Awareness. Fishing Derbies for Hydrophobes.

Don't hold back...Rude and wrong is the goal! Whatcha' got?

Extended happy hour for AA members/supporters!

Sponsered target shooting for victims of Driveby's

Viagra sponsored Sexual Assault Victims Workshop

edit: With DEP as a team leader.

Jack Daniels sponsored Alcoholics recover group

Benefit Ballet for Quadriplegics

Fortune telling for terminal illness

Golf tournament for thalidomide victims.

Firework display in aid of burns sufferers.

Beauty pageant for people disfigured in industrial chemical accidents.

Pac-Man marathon for ex-drug addicts.

Fight night for victims of domestic abuse.

Ride the Bumper Boats! Proceeds benefit survivors of the RMS Titanic.

Competitive Eaters Against Bulemia!

Completely unrelated but funny anyway:


Did you hear about the quadriplegic juggler?
















He dropped all the quadriplegics.

I would actually participate on this one.

Also on "competitive coffee drinkers against narcosis".

Sponsored tattoos in aid of holocaust survivors...


Too far?

Fasting for Anorexia Awareness

Pie eating contest for the starving of Africa

Woody Allen's Annual Benefit to Promote Adoption




Edit: Too dated? I really didn't think I was that old.

Hot air ballooning for mothers who have lost a baby in an airbag related decapitation.

Sponsored sleepover to raise money for Roman Polanski's legal fees

Minnie Pumpkin Carving Contest for Microcephalics.

Piñata party fundraiser for prevention of animal abuse

Dinner party fundraiser to raise awareness for agoraphobics.