Preceded by the Sheep-Shearing contest to benefit Angoraphobics

Had to look that one up... that would suck to have. :(

National Convention of Parachutists to benefit the Acrophobia Association

Prostitutes donating their services to rape victims.

Canned food drive for the wealthy.

International potluck to benefit the society of racist Americans.

Butchers for the benefit of vegetarians.

Vegetarians for the benefit of butchers...

Live reading of Tolstoi's War and Peace for ADD.

Pillow-fight for OCD.

Cook-off for obesity.

Speleology for claustrophobia.

Honey Festival for apiphobia.

Godda** co**su***** p*** shi***** fuc**** Turrets Syndrome Fundraiser.


Pissassf**k!

Held in a library, of course.

New Mexico hosts the annual banquet for the sufferers of Anhidrosis.

(Google it, I know you want to.)

Erectile Dysfunction Love-in.

All-night telethon for insomnia research.

Charity Gala to raise money for starving orphans (Oh, wait, they actually have those. Fancy dress and expensive jewels, eat steak and lobster. 10% goes to buy moldy bread. Why don't they just give the kids the steak and lobster?)

Bonus points for the extended vocabulary!

I used to be a spelunker, and even I took a second to get this one!

I had to look up apiphobia

Yet some more...

Orienteering for Alzheimer.

Limbo Dance Contest for Rheumatism.

Texas-style barbecue for Vegans.

LAN-party for Gaming Addiction.

Twilight movie session for Blood Donations.

The Annual Arizona July Walk-A-Thon for Skin Cancer Research

Hay Fever Flower Festival

3 Week Plime-A-Thon to support Crashing Websites

5K Bunion Fun Run

Casino night for gambling addiction awareness.

Candy sale for Diabetes research.

Daddy-daughter dance at the orphanage.

Wet T-shirt Contest for Breast Cancer Survivors






*yes, I am going to hell

Tantric sex workshop for rape victims



*I'll join you there Maven

You're joining Maven at the Tantric Sex Workshop?!

O.o