Here we go again. Bitch away.

Part I
Part II
Part III

I hate it when New York gets eaten.

....Uhm, what?

Ewwwww

you just made me think some very gross things.

Agreed, EEWWW

Here...



Although, it probably should be Brain Bleach. ;)

Who is this woman?

Double post! ICK!

I'm presuming her name is New York. ;)

edit: oops too slow. Didn't really know the exact reference.

Yeah, I figured that much lol

Oh right. I dunno, she looks quite hot in a slutty kind of way >_<

What an insult to Janice.

So I got pulled over today, and was held for 45 minutes for a really WTF reason.

I was stuck in traffic during rush hour when I had to make way for an ambulance with emergency lights on approaching from behind. There was so little room on the right that I had to push the side mirror against a tree while moving to the side very slowly. After the ambulance had passed, I stopped and got out of the car in order to bring the mirror back to its original position. I walked back to a car parked next to the tree in order to make sure I hadn't touched it with my mirror - turned out everything was fine. Just when I was about to drive off again - zing! - the cops. They accused me of having damaged said car - they saw me checking it after all! I was like, OK, let's have a look at it, and we walk back there again. While the female officer is looking for any damages, the other one asks me for my ID and license. I'm a little irritated already, and when I'm pulling my ID out of my wallet, saying "there you go", some change falls to the ground. The cop suddenly jumps at me, shouting "what did you just say", and I'm shouting back "WTF are you talking about" and he's like "WTF DID YOU JUST SAY", and so on for about a minute, until I finally find out that he thought I had thrown the change at his feet when I said "there you go". I'm like "what kind of antisocial a*****e do you think I am - I even stopped to see if I did any damage to the car when I could have simply driven away, why should I throw change at you?" He just says he'll charge me with hit-and-run, when the other officer returns and says she can't find any damages, but the owner of the car has to confirm that.
So they keep me waiting in their car until after like 35 minutes, the owner appears. The officer explains the situation to her, she checks her car, and of course everything's fine.

They officers reluctantly release me, saying I "was lucky this time." f**k you. Do they seriously think I'll ever stop for a possible damage again?

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Is that an ASCI mooning?

I had a bad night at work. I'm very frustrated and I could cry, but I won't. Just....argh!!

OK so, I went out tonight with my roommates to a bar for a Halloween party. One of my roommates was there doing tarot readings while his girlfriend and I were basically getting piss drunk.

So I'm having fun, she's moping because he's not paying attention to her and he's getting pissed because she's clinging to him like a vine. I'm trying not to let this ruin my buzz (BTW I went dressed as a dominatrix and people were paying me to spank them).

Anywho, a few hours go by, the liquor is getting heavy, emotions are running high, I'm getting phone numbers left and right and then the s**t hits the fan. She's drunk and spouting out loud how he never pays any attention to her and why she tries so hard to be cute.

Then he gets huffy leaves the bar, she follows him and I'm there alone for a bit with creepier and creepier people coming to bug me. Then closing time comes and she finally comes back and we start packing up the tarot table. We go next store to UDF(a gas station/ice cream parlor) where he's at and we put all the stuff down. Those 2 go off somewhere, probably to work out their issues and I'm stuck in a f**king ice cream parlor.

Then, I see the singer of the metal band that was playing escorting his girlfriend to the bathroom (she's completely out of it). By this time my buzz is gone, I'm sober Steve and watching this guy try to help his girlfriend.

Skip ahead skip ahead, my two roommates are outside, the singer and his girlfriend are in the truck and she's not doing so well. So I go outside and I start checking on this random girl because she's really looking bad(since my mom is a CNA I know quite a few things). So I check her over and find out not only are her kidneys swollen but so is her abdomen and she's also running a high fever as well as low BP.

So I get cold compresses, some green tea, and bread and tell him to take her to the hospital but to try and have her at least eat something so she can absorb whatever alcohol is left in her system. They take off, my roommates are lovey dovey for the moment.

THEN we start walking home carrying all this crap and begin arguing about calling someone for a ride. I yell out 'I just want to get f**king home. I'm tired of this s**t, I'm cold, wet, and tired!' They get pissy on me, he starts walking ahead of us, she and I are walking together for a bit until she decides she doesn't want to walk with me anymore and starts trying to play catch up.

Now I'm sitting here, almost warm, still a little wet, and getting s**tty vibes from f**king everyone. Happy motherf**king Samhain/Halloween to f**king everyone.

Wow, that sounds like fun. Hope today's a better day for you.

To Protect and Serve ?

An ex-boyfriend I hadn't spoken to since...well, the early 90's...asked me this morning why I didn't have children. And when I said I didn't want any his response?

"But you'd have such cute babies."

Seriously? Please, tell me no one is having children because they're cute.