I wanna hear them all! Nothing is taboo;the sicker, the better! I'll start us off with a classic:What's worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in 10 trash cans!
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Was the thread title a bit misleading for you then? This is a thread apparently containing dead baby jokes. Had I not wanted to read any, I would not have opened the thread.

What weighs 3 tons, smells rotten, and runs on four wheels?

A truck full of dead babies.


What's the best way to unload a truck full of dead babies?

With a pitchfork.

What's more disgusting than a bucket full of dead babies?

The one at the bottom trying to eat its way out.

Well, if you can't beat them, join them:

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

how many dead babies does it take to cause unbelievable amounts of anguish?

just one.

Why do babies have soft spots on their skull?

So you can pick up five of them at one time.

Dude. Your genious is really underappreciated.

What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown's dress.

How do you fit 100 babies in a trash can?

With a blender.

How do you take them out of the blender?

With a nacho chip :P

What's more fun than spinning a baby round your head at 200mph?

Stopping it with a shovel.

What do you give a dead baby for Christmas?

A dead puppy.

How many dead babies can you fit in a blender?
The police report indicates three.

How dead babies does there need to be to satisfy Plime contributors?
So far, 123 (plus a bucket full and a truck full).

THANK YOU. SOme one gets it...and I'm finally back at a 1 rating....Geez. You guys rock. :D

What did the dead baby say to his friend?

Nothing?

Explaining a joke always ruins it!

Why did the baby cross the road?

Because I threw it.

What's the difference between a bucket of pickled onions and a bucket of dead babies?

You can't get the pickled onions out with a pitch fork.

How do you make a dead baby float?

Well, first you get some ice cream...

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs hanging on your wall?

Art

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and Michael Jackson?

I don't have Michael Jackson in my basement.

God, I'm a horrible person.

I just had a miscarriage.

How funny!

Q: How do you kill a dead baby joke thread?