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Dead baby Jokes! NSFW obviously
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 D3SPiTE
3 years ago
Whats worse than nailing a dead baby to a tree?

Tearing it off!
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 86Apex
3 years ago
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn? Depends how hard you throw them.
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 steelsho...
3 years ago
« deaddonkeysrule : How do you fit 100 babies in a trash can?

With a blender.

How do you take them out of the blender?

With a nacho chip :P
No, STRAW!
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 deaddonk...
3 years ago
this is the funniest one i have ever heard:

How do you keep a baby from crawling around in circles?

You nail its OTHER foot to the floor!!

omfg. wow. i'm so going to hell hahahhhahaaa
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 deaddonk...
3 years ago
How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.

hahahahahhahahaa
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
« deaddonkeysrule : How many dead babies does it take to paint a house?

Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the toddler drop it's lollipop?
It was hit by a truck.

hahahahahhahahaa
What's worse than finding 10 dead babies in a trash can? One dead baby in 10 trash cans!
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 spocksmy...
2 years ago
ok ive posted it in the funny picters before but it fits in here to
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
Nice...perfect find for this thread!
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
*Bump*
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 Moe
2 years ago
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is left at your door?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Art

What do you call TWO guys with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall?
Curt 'n Rod

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is trapped in a hot tub?
Stu

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is trapped in your pool?
Bob

What do you call TWO guys with no arms and no legs trapped in your pool?
Swimming trunks

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is left in a pile of leaves?
Russel

What do you call the same guy 6 months later?
Pete

What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen

What do you call an Asian girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a field of marijuana?
Bud

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is trapped on your BBQ grill?
Frank

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who is trapped on your BBQ grill?
Pattie

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who likes to try to catch butterflies?
Annette

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is trapped in the cupboard?
Herb

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who is trapped in the cupboard?
Pam

What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs who is trapped on the counter near the sink?
Dawn

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is trying to water ski?
Skip

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is trapped on stage in front of a podium?
Mike

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who is trapped in a mailbox?
Bill

What do you call a guy with no legs and one arm, stuck under your car?
Jack

What do you call a guy with no feet?
Neil

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef

What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
Lean Ground Beef

What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter, he won't come anyway!

What do you do with a dog like that?
Take him out for a drag

Did you hear about the man was in car accident and his entire left side was paralyzed? It's OK though - he is going to be all right.
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 86Apex
2 years ago
What sound does a baby in a microwave make?

I don't know, I was too busy setting up the camera.

There's a way worse version which I'm not going to say.
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
« 86Apex : What sound does a baby in a microwave make?

I don't know, I was too busy setting up the camera.

There's a way worse version which I'm not going to say.
Oh come on, anything goes! You can say it!
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
(The worse version)
What sound does a baby in a microwave make?
I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.
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 86Apex
2 years ago
« Jerry520 : (The worse version)
What sound does a baby in a microwave make?
I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.
Haha, well done sir. :P
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
« Moe:What Moe said...
I love you, man....
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 davbob
2 years ago
what's blue and very very quiet?


a baby with its head in a plastic bag.
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
« davbob : what's blue and very very quiet?


a baby with its head in a plastic bag.
Good job, and Welcome to Plime!
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 Bornbad
2 years ago
Q. What do you get when you put a dead baby in a blender?
A. Hold on. I'll tell you tomorrow.
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 TheStep
2 years ago
What's 18 inches long and keeps women crying all night?

Cot death
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
*punted the dead babies to the top of the forum*
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