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Dead baby Jokes! NSFW obviously
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
Time to resurrect this bad boy. All NSFW jokes are welcome! Come on, I want you to reveal your inner sick-b*****d.
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 tundramo...
2 years ago
What's the best part about sex with twenty nine year olds?

There's twenty of them
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 Mershaul...
2 years ago
How do you make a dead baby float?

Take your foot off of it's head.
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 icepigs
2 years ago
How do you make a dead baby float?

A glass of Root beer with two scoops of dead baby
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 Mershaul...
2 years ago
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?

When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
I'm so proud of you guys.

:'(

Single tear
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 86Apex
2 years ago
What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's worse than that?
It eats it's way to freedom.
What's worse than that?
It goes back for more.

Anyone got some advice on music to listen to while on the trip to hell?
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 willster...
2 years ago
« 86Apex : What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's worse than that?
It eats it's way to freedom.
What's worse than that?
It goes back for more.

Anyone got some advice on music to listen to while on the trip to hell?
How about OZZY "crazy babies"!
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
« 86Apex : What's worse than a barrel full of dead babies?
The one at the bottom is still alive.
What's worse than that?
It eats it's way to freedom.
What's worse than that?
It goes back for more.

Anyone got some advice on music to listen to while on the trip to hell?
*slow clap that turns into thunderous applause*
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 SpamTrap
2 years ago
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 Cleopatr...
2 years ago
**Forgive me**

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
F*cked.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
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 Jerry520
2 years ago
« CleopatraReborn : **Forgive me**

What's brown and gurgles?
A baby in a casserole.

What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
F*cked.

What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
Thank you.
*bows*
You rock!
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 doggyliv...
1 year ago
Oh god I so wanna post some jokes in here but.....
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 Jerry520
1 year ago
« doggylives : Oh god I so wanna post some jokes in here but.....
Go ahead, it's all good.
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 doggyliv...
1 year ago
« Jerry520 : Go ahead, it's all good.
Hey whys this not showing up in the forum list

Never mind
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 Jerry520
1 year ago
« doggylives : Hey whys this not showing up in the forum list
It's showing up for me
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 theclans...
1 year ago
« suckersklub : What's funnier than a dead baby?

A dead baby in a clown's dress.
This was my favorite joke for a long time, I just love it because out of all the thousands of times I asked it not one person said "Dead babies aren't funny".

Except my mom, she didn't like it much lol
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 doggyliv...
1 year ago
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first ?

To see the expression on it face!
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 LeEhBlAn...
1 year ago
What's purple, covered in pus and squeals?

A peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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 doggyliv...
1 year ago
« donteatpoop :


What's the best way to unload a truck full of dead babies?

With a pitchfork.
Why do you unload a truck full of dead babies with a pitchfork?

So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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