They do nothing but talk s**t to me. I can't stand it, and today was the final straw.

I go to open the packet and see the following written upon it; "Can I drive?"

How f**king stupid do the packets think I am? First of all, I'm not even in my car; I'm at work. Secondly, even if I was in my car there is not f**king way I would allow a Fire sauce packet to drive.

The next packet I'm about to open says "I'm taking the day off, see next packet."

You know what? f**k you, Fire Sauce packet. I don't recall approving your vacation time for today. I'm gonna tear you open and spill your guts all over my taco and you better not say s**t about it!

Way to rub in the fact we don't have Taco Bell's over here *eye rolls* I've always wanted to try something from there.

Anyhoooo, I had one of these today....and yes, it's an actual advertising campaign pic..



Pot noodles are something like Ramen's I believe. it's been said there's more nutrition in the pot than the actual contents.

I digress. When I read the little "Useless piece of pointless s**te" that's written on the packet of sauce inside it imparted this useless "fact" to me, "It is illegal in the UK to bang a rug after 8 pm".

Not only is this, I suspect, made up by some spotty oik in marketing but even if it's true it's a complete waste of packet space.

Why not give me some info I can actually work with and use like, "Always lock your front door before fapping as your mother-in-law may turn up unannounced and catch you in the act". That would have saved me an embarrassing situation but no, "It is illegal in the UK to bang a rug after 8 pm".

f**kin pointless.

Wait you don't have Taco Hell where you live? Where the hell is that? Timbuktu?

No, England.

There are two Taco Bell's here but they are both on air bases and not open to anyone but the military.

*editz* Interestingly enough Britain was the first European country to have Taco Bell but because they did so badly profit wise they got shut down

Strangely enough, England doesn't have Taco Bell. I have always liked the idea of a fast food taco place though, as it is, if I fancy something like that I have to go to a proper food place or make it myself. Then again if we did have Taco Bell here I'd be fatter than I am.

He's a f**king brit.

Dude, you're not missing out on anything. But if you'd like, I'll buy you a taco and send it to you via snail mail.

It's because the slogan "make a run for the border" wouldn't make a damn bit of sense.

I think that might actually improve the taste of it :-P.

Do it. Seriously dude, put a taco in the slow post and I'll take a pic and post it when it arrives and we'll see how much it's suffered :D

Maybe you're not missing anything:

dep you're f**king awesome. This post made me lol so much that my family was looking at me like i'm on crack xD

Oh doggylives, you haven't been sick until you've been sick on Taco Bell.
Nasty stuff, I don't know how people can eat it.

50 cent taco sunday.

Now I want to go to TB...I havent had one of thier wierd poop-like bean burritos since July!

Wait, on reflection, thats exactly why I dont want to go to Taco Bell.

That's why you don't want to eat at Taco Bell! You don't want to know from what kind of sickly, three legged, two headed cow, a Taco Bell 50 cent taco came from.

If it even was a cow-

I'm just saying!

Seriously Brits, Taco Bell does not deserve your covet. 50 cent tacos, stoners, late night drunks, and people like DEP who don't care how they are destroying their upper, and lower intestines, are why Taco Bell still exist.

Dude, they have McDonalds over there. I can't imagine Toxic Hell is a step down from that. My body handles the Bell much better than the Arches.

For any complaints about Taco Bell or Taco Bell products, please call 0800-JMATT. Thank you.

Dude, you're out of touch. He quit that bit.

Suckersklub, I think you might need a napkin, because you've just been served. :D

Dude, grab your lower GI and step away from the Chalupa.

Whereas "make a run for the potty" would be completely apropos.