Their tagline for the event is:

Don't spill your soup!

Can we go together?

Unless you are in great shape, I wonder how you can eat naked in front of other people. I would worry about every crease or love handle while I gnoshed on my ice cream covered chocolate brownie

Point well taken. Imagine eating cheesecake while looking at cheesecake ass.

If you're willing to pay for my ticket to New York, I'll think about it.

*checks credit card limits*

Am I the only one who has noticed that nudists are generally the least attractive on the planet? Its almost like seeing the swingers on real sex. BLECH!

My wife and I say this all the time. We just say it a little different.

"Nudists are the last people you would ever want to see naked."

Sooooo.... when you dine naked, where do you keep your wallet until it's time to pay the check?

If its where I think it is - you can keep the tip.

Coin slot?

Ha! Reminds me of an old joke...

Q: Why do the Greeks (or substitute any nationality you wish to offend) bury their dead, naked, with their asses sticking up out of the ground?

A: So the living will have somehere to park their bicycles.

BRILLIANT!
Its not very often that I get stumped on a witty comeback, but I think you got me Mr. Trout.

I used to get intimate with a "Younger Woman". My friends used to ask me if I was going to be with dime slot on Friday night. I would answer...I'm Bornbad, and you're not!"

Better words have never been spoken.

Do you think they have a clothing check room like a coat check room or do they just lay them on a rock like when you go swimming? The whole dining out naked seams like way more work than just sitting in the buff and eating Captain Crunch.

I can hear your voice in my head...I will never sleep again.

/makes reservations