37. Wait until you're done. Shout "Done." When no response is received, repeat. When the level of discomfort is perfectly tweaked, shout "I'm done and I need wiping."

(For an added dimension, plant a stooge in another trap who at this point says "Coming schnookums." The deeper and gruffer their voice the better.)

38. While standing at urinal whip it out and say OOps forgot about that.. and throw a condom with some lype of lotion in it on the ground.. ladies this could work in the stall just say hey how did this get in there and throw it on the floor so the person in the next stall can see it.. bonus points if theres ketchup on it..

39. While in the stall, plop *whatever* into the bowl for appropriate "splashing" sound.

Then, in your best announcer voice say "And now for a Musical Interlude"

Then either sing some Sinatra tune or play elevator music on your MP3 player..

40. Enter a bathroom and approach the urinals after a movie, or in some populated bathroom, look around and say,

"So, this is where all the d**ks hang out."

41. You will need a cohort for this...throw the contents of a can of chicken soup into one stall, you and a friend occupy the ones on either side.

42. Throw coins under the door and into the stall next to you and yell, "Random acts of kindness!"

43. Buy lots of laxative. Set up a table in the toilet and pretend to be giving away free samples. Give people knowing, sympathetic looks as they come out of the traps.

44. Drop a rubber glove with some chocolate smeared on the index and middle fingers right next to the occupied stall. say "oopsee"

45. Right before flushing, loudly say "Whoa! I forgot I had corn last night."

46. Piss on their feet. Plain and simple.

^ that's probably my favorite one.



47. Ask everyone if they "come here often." Then, in a quieter voice tell them "because I just did."

48. At the urinal, ask your neighbors if they "need any help with that?"

thats so dirty!! i love that quote so much i want to take it home, nurture it, raise it as my own, and release it back into society.

This actually happened to me:
someone came into the bathroom, went to a urinal next to mine, and said,"I have been waiting SOOOOOO long for this!". Then, after they finished pissing, they made orgasmic moaning sounds, and said "That was a good piss, you know what I mean?"
This was just some random stranger, I have NO IDEA who he was, he just came and talked to the people next to him at the bathroom!

I guess talking to people in the bathrooms generally tends to annoy people.

49) survey the urinal scene, pick out the biggest biker looking guy in the bunch. run up behind him and jump up on his back and yell "ride um Cowboy!"
if you stay on for 8 seconds +5 points. if you dont get a whoopin +10, if you escape a whoopin +8.

50) Try to get everyone in the rest room to sing the Mikey Mouse Club Theme Song.

51) Sing "99 Bottles of Beer" loudly, tapping your feet and punctuating each verse with a fart or bowel movement. Pace yourself to make the song last as long as possible.

thats almost like a challenge! i like it!

52) Grunt, strain, and breathe heavy. When finished, stand up, turn around and make sure you jump back, banging into the stall door.
Say- "Holy s**t! I think I just gave birth to an alien!"
Dive for the flush handle, while saying "Go Away! Go away!"

53)Pretend to talk really loud on the cellphone and especially mention how disgusted you are by the odors and noises coming from the guy in the next stall. Be as specific about them as possible.