Ways to annoy your restroom neighbors. : RSS 0.91

Irishdrunk @ 7/19/2008 9:08:25 AM

« Zebulor : So there really exist weird people who annoy other people in the bathroom!

Coworkers used to drive me nuts talking to me in the can, so I figured out fun ways to get rid of them.

Zebulor @ 7/19/2008 3:58:25 AM

« Irishdrunk : I always enjoy walkingup to the urinal anddropping my pants to my ankles like a four year old. You get the most fantastic looks from people.

So there really exist weird people who annoy other people in the bathroom!

Irishdrunk @ 7/18/2008 10:47:13 AM

If there aren't any urinals open it is fun to stand as far back from the commodes you can(obviously don't try this ladies) It is the best if your able to completely clear the door.

SkandarGraun @ 7/18/2008 10:43:20 AM

« Irishdrunk:I always enjoy walkingup to the urinal anddropping my pants to my ankles like a four year old. You get the most fantastic looks from people.

I think I met you yesterday. No way there could be two guys like that.

Irishdrunk @ 7/18/2008 10:41:40 AM

I always enjoy walkingup to the urinal anddropping my pants to my ankles like a four year old. You get the most fantastic looks from people.

SkandarGraun @ 7/18/2008 9:40:23 AM

« Zebulor : If you throw a LOT of water from a bag into another stall, it might wash the contents of the toilette out unto the floor or the user of the stall...

No, it will splash down from about 2 yards of height. It will explode the s**t out of the bowl. I know...

Zebulor @ 7/18/2008 6:17:28 AM

If you throw a LOT of water from a bag into another stall, it might wash the contents of the toilette out unto the floor or the user of the stall...

By the way, did any of you weird people who's strange minds thought up these things ever actually done anything like any of these things?

jhordie @ 7/17/2008 4:13:14 PM

« pocksucket : Like chocolate pudding?

Or slowly let lemonade run on floor into the other stall and then exclaim

Ooops, I missed.

jhordie @ 7/17/2008 2:47:09 PM

This thread reminded me of this:

edit: This might not be totally safe for work. I think there's one "bad" word in here also.

pocksucket @ 7/17/2008 2:36:04 PM

« Zebulor : A lot of these things on this forum involve dropping things into your own bathroom to make a noise. How about dropping something into another stall?

Like chocolate pudding?

Zebulor @ 7/17/2008 2:21:12 PM

A lot of these things on this forum involve dropping things into your own bathroom to make a noise. How about dropping something into another stall?

SkandarGraun @ 7/16/2008 3:05:04 PM

« Zebulor : I am often very annoyed at myself when I catch myself accidentally breathing heavily in the bathroom. I always think that the people next to me will think I am a sicko.

Have I met you in a restroom?

Zebulor @ 7/16/2008 2:02:25 PM

I am often very annoyed at myself when I catch myself accidentally breathing heavily in the bathroom. I always think that the people next to me will think I am a sicko.

skandargraun @ 7/16/2008 9:23:40 AM

My worst experience so far was overhearing heavy breathing from the next stall. I was not sure if the guy there was sick or sicko.

smarty1052 @ 7/15/2008 1:20:58 PM

« Zebulor : I think I heard some sort of urban legend like this, only it was about a fat person who had to go in to stalls backwards because they were so fat that they couldn't turn around in the stalls. Apparently, this person had diarrhea and so neglected to check if the bathroom was occupied...

ewwww, lol i would cry.. most likely brown tears

skandargraun @ 7/15/2008 1:18:01 PM

« Zebulor : I think I heard some sort of urban legend like this

It might have been the following part of Scary Movie:

The relevant parts are from 0:50 to 1:05

Zebulor @ 7/15/2008 1:05:22 PM

« smarty1052 : hahaha, I was expecting that..

Expecting what?

Zebulor @ 7/15/2008 1:03:33 PM

« smarty1052 : rush into an occupied stall that had a broken lock, while wearing really dark shades and a blind person stick.. proceed to squat above the person already sittin there and poop all over them and let out a sigh of relief.. then run

I think I heard some sort of urban legend like this, only it was about a fat person who had to go in to stalls backwards because they were so fat that they couldn't turn around in the stalls. Apparently, this person had diarrhea and so neglected to check if the bathroom was occupied...

smarty1052 @ 7/15/2008 12:33:22 PM

hahaha, I was expecting that..

skandargraun @ 7/15/2008 12:22:34 PM

« suebe:Steps out of the stall.
Washes hands
Uses last paper towel.

Combs hair all over the sink.

Doesn't move for next person vying for the sink.

Turns and admires butt in mirror.

Combs hair again.

Throws paper towel and misses.

Leaves without a glance back.

Isn't this what people usually do if they have a chance? This thread should really be about unusual things one could do in restrooms.

smarty1052 @ 7/14/2008 2:33:22 PM

rush into an occupied stall that had a broken lock, while wearing really dark shades and a blind person stick.. proceed to squat above the person already sittin there and poop all over them and let out a sigh of relief.. then run

Zebulor @ 7/14/2008 2:22:22 PM

bump

Zebulor @ 5/22/2008 10:58:14 PM

53)Pretend to talk really loud on the cellphone and especially mention how disgusted you are by the odors and noises coming from the guy in the next stall. Be as specific about them as possible.

mobase @ 5/22/2008 10:24:20 PM

52) Grunt, strain, and breathe heavy. When finished, stand up, turn around and make sure you jump back, banging into the stall door.
Say- "Holy s**t! I think I just gave birth to an alien!"
Dive for the flush handle, while saying "Go Away! Go away!"

craziesean @ 5/22/2008 10:21:28 PM

« ReBoot : 51) Sing "99 Bottles of Beer" loudly, tapping your feet and punctuating each verse with a fart or bowel movement. Pace yourself to make the song last as long as possible.

thats almost like a challenge! i like it!

ReBoot @ 5/22/2008 9:31:48 PM

51) Sing "99 Bottles of Beer" loudly, tapping your feet and punctuating each verse with a fart or bowel movement. Pace yourself to make the song last as long as possible.

IcePigs @ 5/22/2008 8:54:10 PM

50) Try to get everyone in the rest room to sing the Mikey Mouse Club Theme Song.

craziesean @ 5/22/2008 8:41:02 PM

49) survey the urinal scene, pick out the biggest biker looking guy in the bunch. run up behind him and jump up on his back and yell "ride um Cowboy!"
if you stay on for 8 seconds +5 points. if you dont get a whoopin +10, if you escape a whoopin +8.

Zebulor @ 5/22/2008 5:56:39 PM

This actually happened to me:
someone came into the bathroom, went to a urinal next to mine, and said,"I have been waiting SOOOOOO long for this!". Then, after they finished pissing, they made orgasmic moaning sounds, and said "That was a good piss, you know what I mean?"
This was just some random stranger, I have NO IDEA who he was, he just came and talked to the people next to him at the bathroom!

I guess talking to people in the bathrooms generally tends to annoy people.

craziesean @ 5/22/2008 1:34:02 PM

« donteatpoop :
47. Ask everyone if they "come here often." Then, in a quieter voice tell them "because I just did."

thats so dirty!! i love that quote so much i want to take it home, nurture it, raise it as my own, and release it back into society.

coldbladed @ 5/22/2008 1:33:42 PM

48. At the urinal, ask your neighbors if they "need any help with that?"

donteatpoop @ 5/22/2008 1:30:59 PM

^ that's probably my favorite one.

47. Ask everyone if they "come here often." Then, in a quieter voice tell them "because I just did."

sykeo56 @ 5/20/2008 5:25:20 PM

46. Piss on their feet. Plain and simple.

tomphoolry @ 5/20/2008 12:26:04 PM

45. Right before flushing, loudly say "Whoa! I forgot I had corn last night."

craziesean @ 5/20/2008 12:21:39 PM

44. Drop a rubber glove with some chocolate smeared on the index and middle fingers right next to the occupied stall. say "oopsee"

pocksucket @ 4/24/2008 11:59:38 AM

43. Buy lots of laxative. Set up a table in the toilet and pretend to be giving away free samples. Give people knowing, sympathetic looks as they come out of the traps.

heymrp @ 4/24/2008 11:46:09 AM

42. Throw coins under the door and into the stall next to you and yell, "Random acts of kindness!"

eLJay @ 4/24/2008 11:14:18 AM

41. You will need a cohort for this...throw the contents of a can of chicken soup into one stall, you and a friend occupy the ones on either side.

muppetmaker @ 4/24/2008 10:58:51 AM

40. Enter a bathroom and approach the urinals after a movie, or in some populated bathroom, look around and say,

"So, this is where all the d**ks hang out."

icepigs @ 4/24/2008 10:06:06 AM

39. While in the stall, plop *whatever* into the bowl for appropriate "splashing" sound.

Then, in your best announcer voice say "And now for a Musical Interlude"

Then either sing some Sinatra tune or play elevator music on your MP3 player..

smarty1052 @ 4/24/2008 9:35:54 AM

38. While standing at urinal whip it out and say OOps forgot about that.. and throw a condom with some lype of lotion in it on the ground.. ladies this could work in the stall just say hey how did this get in there and throw it on the floor so the person in the next stall can see it.. bonus points if theres ketchup on it..

pocksucket @ 4/24/2008 9:33:23 AM

37. Wait until you're done. Shout "Done." When no response is received, repeat. When the level of discomfort is perfectly tweaked, shout "I'm done and I need wiping."

(For an added dimension, plant a stooge in another trap who at this point says "Coming schnookums." The deeper and gruffer their voice the better.)

pocksucket @ 4/24/2008 9:24:54 AM

I may be wrong in my instincts, but did someone do this to you recently?

tomphoolry @ 4/24/2008 9:07:46 AM

36. Take a flash attachment or some other bright strobe with you or an actual camera with flash. After a suitable time and making suitable noises, fire off the flash or strobe a couple of times, flush and leave.

Alton @ 4/23/2008 10:41:22 PM

« suebe : 23) Reach under the other stall and demand toilet paper NOW

Melt chocolate in your hands first. Extra points if you use chocolate with nuts.

mobase @ 4/23/2008 10:02:55 PM

34- (Go out and eat the hottest wings you can tolerate the night before. Just for a little realism, you might say..)

Assume the position, and begin screaming- "Good gawd, this is like s**tting a running chain saw!!"

maven @ 4/23/2008 9:55:18 PM

33. Ask neighbors what they got for 27. Down on today's crossword.

punthe @ 4/23/2008 9:52:48 PM

32. Each time you drop a fecal matter splatter in the bowl, sing Oops, I Did It Again.

suebe @ 4/23/2008 9:46:08 PM

Steps out of the stall.
Washes hands
Uses last paper towel.

Combs hair all over the sink.

Doesn't move for next person vying for the sink.

Turns and admires butt in mirror.

Combs hair again.

Throws paper towel and misses.

Leaves without a glance back.

donteatpoop @ 4/23/2008 9:40:56 PM

30) Everytime you let one out, ask your neighbor to rate it on a scale of 1 to 10. "What about that one?" If they actually comply, ask them what factors they are considering when rating your emissions.

donteatpoop @ 4/23/2008 8:50:29 PM

I stumbled upon this list that made me laugh, ways to annoy your "friends" in public restrooms; and I thought "We could add so many more to this."

So please add some more creative ways to annoy and/or freak out the other people in the restroom with you.

(here's the list)

1.Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, 'May I borrow a highlighter?'

2. 'Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that.'

3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

4. 'Hmmm, I've never seen that color before.'

5. 'Damn, this water is cold.'

6. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.

7. 'Now how did that get there?'

8. 'Hummus. Reminds me of hummus.'

9. Fill up a large flask with Mountian Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling,'Whoa! Easy boy!!'

10. ' Interesting....more sinkers than floaters'

11. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peaunt butter on a wad of toliet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say,'Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"

12. 'C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"

13. 'Boy, that sure looks like a maggot'

14. 'Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?'

15. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

16. Before you unroll toliet paper, conspicusly lay down your 'Cross-Dressers Anonymous' newsletter on the floor visiable to the adjacent stall.

17. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, 'Peek-a-boo!'

18. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing 'Born Free.'