Completely Shameless


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Posted: 12 months ago by ReBoot:
Here's your chance to gloat or brag shamelessly about whatever you can think of.

I just hit 14! WOOT.
Score: [-] 303 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by TheStep:
I got an email from someone who lives in a completely different country to me, because he wanted to show me a photo of a misused apostrophe!

Yes, I am easily excited.
Score: [-] 274 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by TheStep:
I just double-posted!

Woo!
Score: [-] 205 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Maven:
Hubbin comes home tomorrow, and I start my new job Thursday! Woot!
Score: [-] 214 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by kikcolon:
i'm not pregnant!! wooooot!!
Score: [-] 342 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by subobisis:
« kikcolon : i'm not pregnant!! wooooot!!
SHE'S NOT PREGNANT! WOOOOOOOO!
Score: [-] 323 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by ReBoot:
« subobisis : SHE'S NOT PREGNANT! WOOOOOOOO!
That would only be exciting for you if...

Hmm.
Score: [-] 229 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Jerry520:
I hit six a few days ago, then hit 7 yesterday! w00t!
Score: [-] 181 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Bandit:
I made it all the way to work today without killing anyone*!
Score: [-] 194 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Bandit:
*on purpose
Score: [-] 265 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Maven:
« Bandit : *on purpose
Wait...Made it to work on purpose?
Or
Didn't kill anyone on purpose?

Inquiring minds want to know...
Score: [-] 98 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Bornbad:
« Maven : Wait...Made it to work on purpose?
Or
Didn't kill anyone on purpose?

Inquiring minds want to know...
He is a Bandit.
Score: [-] 69 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Bandit:
« Maven : Wait...Made it to work on purpose?
Or
Didn't kill anyone on purpose?
Yes.
Score: [-] 53 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Alton:
I'm still waiting on donteatpoop to show up.

/checks watch

Tsk tsk.

Oh, and keeping on topic, I had a very healthy bowel movement this morning...twice.
Score: [-] 104 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Bornbad:
« Alton : I'm still waiting on donteatpoop to show up.

/checks watch

Tsk tsk.

Oh, and keeping on topic, I had a very healthy bowel movement this morning...twice.
Uh, Alton...Try this.
Score: [-] 122 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by Alton:
« Bornbad : Uh, Alton...Try this.
LMAO. Seriously, that was funny. What do they do? Assure the restaurants that their clients meet at have plenty of commodes?
Score: [-] 100 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by pocksucket:
« Alton :
Oh, and keeping on topic, I had a very healthy bowel movement this morning...twice.
How did Oscar Wilde put it in The Importance of Being Earnest?

"To have one healthy bowel movement this morning, Mr. Alton, may be regarded as a misfortune; to have two looks like carelessness."
Or am I misquoting there. Never really paid attention in English class.
Score: [-] 118 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by gnikgnok:
18 today - w00t!

and maybe I'm confused... who's the one that was expecting soon?? I thought it was kc but guess I'm wrong... so who was/is it?
Score: [-] 76 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by gnikgnok:
I finally broke 300 karma points for a link! I've been watching for that for a long time!

uhhh... not that I care about the points. Because I don't. And neither do you, right?
Score: [-] 147 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by D3SPiTE:
I leave for Hawaii for a week 2morrow.
b***hes!
Score: [-] 136 [+].

Posted: 12 months ago by singletrack:
I like cake.

I am ensured to not be in a cake-less marriage.

She made me a cake last night.
Score: [-] 140 [+].

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