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Crucial Advice for Surviving the First Years (both you AND the baby)

Amusing article, although the page is wayyy too busy. I'm pretty sure witty Plimates could add more to the list. picked by gnikgnok 1 year ago

tags baby survive survival parenthood first years first year of life

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9	tundramo...

1 year ago

I had a little giggle over this line:

15) Early bed times are sometimes necessary for the continued health of all parties involved. However, 3:30 PM is a little early. At least wait until it’s dark.

Hehe - where I grew up, 4:00pm was dark in Dezember. If we had to wait till dark for bedtime in the summer... that could be as late as 11pm.

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3	RedSodaP...

1 year ago

LOL!

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6	billyd1

1 year ago

Let's not forget that babies make great replacements for pets. A baby will be entertained by playing fetch for over an hour, and when they're done, nap time will last 2-3 times as long.

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12	BrownTro...

1 year ago

Some real gems in there... my favorite:

7) When all is quiet, evil is afoot. Run as silently as possible and peek on the child to ensure their safety. If all body parts are danger-free, silently shuffle away so as not to draw attention to yourself. Don’t ruin a good thing.

It's SO true!!

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5	Kitsune8...

1 year ago

A lot of those are very true!

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