<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8" ?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Crucial Advice for Surviving the First Years (both you AND the baby) : RSS 2.0</title><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/</link><description></description><language>en-us</language><webMaster>plime.com</webMaster><copyright>2008, plime.com.</copyright><lastBuildDate></lastBuildDate><pubDate></pubDate><generator>Plime/1</generator><docs>http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss</docs><image><title>Crucial Advice for Surviving the First Years (both you AND the baby) : RSS 2.0</title><url>http://www.plime.com/images/logo.gif</url><link>http://www.plime.com/humor/</link></image><item><title><![CDATA[Crucial Advice for Surviving the First Years (both you AND the baby)]]></title><description><![CDATA[Amusing article, although the page is wayyy too busy.  I'm pretty sure witty Plimates could add more to the list.]]></description><link>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/12419/1/</link><guid>http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/12419/1/</guid><category>humor</category><pubDate></pubDate> </item><hr size='1' class='line' noshade/><div style='padding-top:20px;margin-bottom:-20px'><SCRIPT src="/ads/adsense.js" type=text/javascript></SCRIPT>
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