“I called there, and I eventually spoke with him, and I said: ‘Hello, Mr. David Wilson?’ And he said: ‘Yes?’ And I said, ‘Well, my name is David Wilson, and I believe your family once owned mine.’

“He paused for a second and said: ‘Well, that could be." picked by gammerus 4 months ago

Victor Manuel Lozano spends his days like most 2-year-olds. He goes to nursery school, draws, rides a tricycle. The difference is, he does it in prison. picked by MaskedWriter 2 years ago

Give the name of the person (or company) and the amount of paragraphs you'd like and instantly create a letter of complaint with sophisticated language and a bit of cheeky humour. Just don't send me one! picked by TheStep 2 years ago

This insult generator will help you insult your friends and family. Use this insult generator wisely and you will lose a lot of friends and you family will probably disown you. Good luck in your quest for total loneliness. picked by MissWinkle 7 months ago

A family was able to escape a burning house, without any functioning smoke detectors, because their son woke up with his hair on fire. picked by muppet 4 months ago

Chris Benoit and his family were found dead in their Fayette County home Monday. picked by punthe 1 year ago

A useful diagram showing the family tree of Greek gods picked by fogowar 10 months ago

A New York woman has filed a $100 claim against Norwalk saying a family outing to the Maritime Aquarium was ruined by dog feces. The woman claims her child's shoes, along with the entire outing, were ruined when her 1-year-old stepped in dog feces outside the Maritime Garage. picked by AutumnLotus 3 months ago

An impatient teenager who wanted to download songs on his iPod but couldn't wait for his father to get off the computer started a family fight that led to the arrest of his mother, police said. picked by muppet 8 months ago

TOKYO (AP) - Japanese police on Tuesday arrested a 77-year-old man suspected of killing his entire family with a hammer, including a 4-year-old granddaughter, a police official said. picked by bevissimo 2 months ago

The Nietzsche Family Circus pairs a randomized Family Circus cartoon with a randomized Friedrich Nietzsche quote. picked by wellarmedsheep 2 years ago

Zhao Dinhong in China can teach a thing or two about family togetherness -- his clan of 24 members has been eating together for the past 28 years. picked by AutumnLotus 12 months ago

An Oregon man on vacation with his family is accused of putting two of his four children in a car trunk because the vehicle was too small to hold all of them. Good thing they didn't bring Grandma! picked by BrownTrout 1 year ago

A family is banned from entering any of the homes in town except their own and they are only allowed to use the road that leads to the church and store. picked by AutumnLotus 1 year ago

A cool site I just found, it has every episode of Family Guy, ready to watch online. picked by LatueOfStiberty 1 year ago

They call themselves the most hated family in the US and they picket funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq. So what did Louis Theroux make of the Phelpses after three weeks? picked by shredtone 1 year ago

Fight it out between your favourite Family Guy and American Dad characters in true Street Fighter style.

There's something about watching Stewie whallop Klaus that's too satisfying :)

What are your favourite fighting combos? picked by BrightonCub 2 years ago

The James Kim family is of course, terribly depressed about the loss of their husband. Website and fund setup to ask for hundreds of thousands in donations from across the world. picked by 2manyusernames 2 years ago

Who can hate on family guy? I'd love it if they did a spoof on me... people are too sensitive these days picked by Kurt311c 1 year ago

In her excitement to show the family her new mini-van, she forgot which pedal was the brake and gave them a nearly fatal close up view. picked by BrownTrout 1 year ago