<feed version="0.3" xml:lang="en-us" xmlns="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"><generator>Plime/1</generator><title>A funny take on homeland security : ATOM 0.3</title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/humor/"/><tagline>A funny take on homeland security : ATOM 0.3</tagline><author><name>www.plime.com</name><email>plime@plime.com</email></author><copyright>2008, www.plime.com.</copyright><modified>2008-07-23T17:23:52+01:00</modified><entry><title><![CDATA[A funny take on homeland security]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/entertainment/l/61357/1/" /><id>61357</id><summary><![CDATA[A funny take on homeland security]]></summary><issued>2008-05-10T20:05:34+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-10T20:05:34+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[If a door is closed, karate chop it open.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[The next step in airline security may be an &quot;ID bracelet&quot; - with a built-in TASER!]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/67979/1/" /><id>67979</id><summary><![CDATA[The next step in airline security may be an &quot;ID bracelet&quot; - with a built-in TASER!]]></summary><issued>2008-07-07T22:09:56+01:00</issued><modified>2008-07-07T22:09:56+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[A senior government official with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security has expressed <i>great interest</i> in the bracelets, which would be worn by all airline passengers and could be remotely operated by airline personnel.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Department of Homeland Security Blanket]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/36839/1/" /><id>36839</id><summary><![CDATA[Department of Homeland Security Blanket]]></summary><issued>2007-09-26T18:43:08+01:00</issued><modified>2007-09-26T18:43:08+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Endorsed by the White House and Fox News, this colorful scrap quilt is a guide to our ever-changing security alert levels. Each level is labeled with embroidery to distinguish a DHS Blanket from a gay-pride flag.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Amish couple sue over Homeland Security photo rule]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/weird/l/4661/1/" /><id>4661</id><summary><![CDATA[Amish couple sue over Homeland Security photo rule]]></summary><issued>2006-10-28T21:31:36+01:00</issued><modified>2006-10-28T21:31:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[The photos are required so the husband--a Canadian citizen--can become a permanent U.S. resident, but the couple believes it would violate the Biblical injunction against making graven images.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Geologist's specimen taken by Homeland Security]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/science/l/2829/1/" /><id>2829</id><summary><![CDATA[Geologist's specimen taken by Homeland Security]]></summary><issued>2006-10-12T01:29:37+01:00</issued><modified>2006-10-12T01:29:37+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Rock sample deemed a &quot;dual-use&quot; item, confiscated by guard.<br/><br/>Image is not of the actual sample, which is now rotting in a bin in Connecticut.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Air Marshals grounded in the name of Homeland Security]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/60302/1/" /><id>60302</id><summary><![CDATA[Air Marshals grounded in the name of Homeland Security]]></summary><issued>2008-05-01T13:29:30+01:00</issued><modified>2008-05-01T13:29:30+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[They have names close to those on the no-fly list and airlines won't let them board planes.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[National I.D. Card Rules Unveiled]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/42433/1/" /><id>42433</id><summary><![CDATA[National I.D. Card Rules Unveiled]]></summary><issued>2007-11-24T23:46:10+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-24T23:46:10+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Critics, such as American Civil Liberties Union attorney Tim Sparapani, charge that the bill increases government access to data on Americans and amplifies the risk of identity theft, without providing significant security benefits.<br/><br/>Maine has already declared it will not follow the rules, and other states are close to joining that rebellion. In Congress, a bipartisan coalition is forming around bills that would repeal portions of the Real ID Act, but it is unclear if today's rules will slow or accelerate these efforts.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[US to watch Cdn. border with high-tech devices. Won't stop sneaky north-Mexicans who say &quot;Eh?&quot; a lot]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/769/1/" /><id>769</id><summary><![CDATA[US to watch Cdn. border with high-tech devices. Won't stop sneaky north-Mexicans who say &quot;Eh?&quot; a lot]]></summary><issued>2006-09-22T03:17:01+01:00</issued><modified>2006-09-22T03:17:01+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Homeland Security Department announced Thursday that it will be installing high-tech devices along the border with Canada as part of a multibillion-dollar plan to reduce illegal entry into the United States.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Detained]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/44578/1/" /><id>44578</id><summary><![CDATA[Detained]]></summary><issued>2007-12-18T08:07:36+01:00</issued><modified>2007-12-18T08:07:36+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[On arriving at JFK airport from Iceland to do some Christmas shopping last weekend, Erla Lillendahl was detained by the Department of Homeland Securty, jailed, deprived of food, sleep and contact with the outside world and thoroughly humiliated.<br/><br/>Her crime was overstaying her visa in 1995.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Asleep At The Power Plant]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/plime-com/l/40529/1/" /><id>40529</id><summary><![CDATA[Asleep At The Power Plant]]></summary><issued>2007-11-03T17:12:01+01:00</issued><modified>2007-11-03T17:12:01+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[Federal agents are investigating security concerns at the nation's nuclear power plants after video footage surfaced showing guards asleep on the job.<br/><br/>*There just aren't words.]]></content></entry><entry><title><![CDATA[Airline Employee to Be Retrained Following Gore Security Breach]]></title><link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.plime.com/politics/l/12245/1/" /><id>12245</id><summary><![CDATA[Airline Employee to Be Retrained Following Gore Security Breach]]></summary><issued>2007-03-05T00:10:53+01:00</issued><modified>2007-03-05T00:10:53+01:00</modified><content type="text/html" mode="escaped"><![CDATA[An American Airlines employee  who led former Vice President Al Gore and two staffers around an airport security line Wednesday will be required to re-take an airport security training course.]]></content></entry></feed>